Bird Troutman

Accountant in ATL. Sharing my unsolicited opinions about music, movies, gaming, art, current events, and politics 🦅 🐟 👨🏻

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@lovinthepainari Angela doesn’t get told to stfu enough.

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@ttfalor I imagine for most people it’s a slow decent. You get evicted, you couch surf for a bit until everyone is tired of it, you live in your car for as long as you can keep it running. By the time you actually end up on the street you’re probably a bit accustomed to it in a way.

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@JDunlap1974 “Free country” though right? Clowns

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@Humanarewild No way you doing all this for some Family Dollar merchandise just to probably lose your job lmao

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@maverick_3002 @casualusury Like 5 whole groups of people fighting cropped out

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@casualusury The point is immersion, so the picture extends across your entire field of vision

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@adamhlavac @UniversalPics So, see it in Dolby. Got it

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@CinemaTweets1 Tarantino is in very clear decline. His last few films were agonizing slogs with just a few small moments of brilliance within them. Now he’s spinning his wheels trying to make something good enough to be his 10th and final film. It’s why he’s so bitter and talks so much shit.

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@unapologhetto It was definitely House of Cards an then OITNB. I’ve never actually heard anyone talk about Money Heist

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@MitchRiller @Rainmaker1973 No we spent trillions almost completely reducing the place to rubble

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@OocTobeyM I don’t ever wanna see one of these grotesque disfigured Jokers again. It was inspired and novel in TDK but I want my wacky mobster Joker back.

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@JoeEndsUrFavs @kapitankidlat24 Guess you don’t understand it either then lol

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@ReddCinema Can somebody tell this entitled dickhead to just go to the schools that accepted him like the rest of us do? Ffs

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No show on television is trying to sell you harder on the show you are already watching than Jeff Probst’s Survivor.

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@RudeOnion @hell_line0 They clearly don’t HAVE to.

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@akafaceUS Why does baseball have these problems? Kick the two fans out, redo the play.

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@MachalaaAgent Hard to recognize someone when you never knew what they looked like and can’t see their face clearly

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@Neme303 Not understanding that the common usage of “free” means at no cost to *the customer* is not the big-brained flex you seem to think it is

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@wedontknow36 The game is not about who’s best at doing murder in the dark lmao

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@Hoopss My own business