Jobs I've Worked:
Spit-turner in an orcish kitchen (three campaigns)
Grubchild tender (12 lifetimes and one day)
A statue in a giant's garden (eons passed before the curse was lifted)
Torturer (one night)
Being tortured (the following morning-present)
Hoping everyone has a blast at AC! Please hydrate and don't forget electrolytes. Not sure when my next con will be, but I'm sure I'll be stomping around and gettin gryphy with it before too long.