Jordan

19 y/o, PhD in astrophysics, mom of 13, EGOT Winner, horrific peanut allergy, NBA All-Star, She/her

[Jordan @Birdy_Gurl]

As much as I love the cast and I understand Austen is a classic author, I will never understand the colonel Brandon hype simply because he’s in his 30s pursuing a teenager. Why don’t yall think that’s weird?

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@venusshinebaby It’s absolutely insane to argue that kate Upton isn’t smoking hot

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@echotho I was doing this once and my friend said “I feel so wise and educated talking to you” damn near came in my pants

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An angel dies everytime a woman dies her gray hair

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@netflix “Everything in the film is connected to something Lewis wrote.” Well yeah I’d hope so…that’s sort of the point

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McMurphy and Chief should have shot nurse ratched with a gun

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@rustyrockets Me when I lie

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@artfuIchaos The Catcher in the Rye if I’m remembering sophomore English class correctly

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Ever since I was a little girl I’ve always known I wanted to become uncle grandpa

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@giots13 No I cannot stan her fake ass accent, fake ass hair, fake ass tan, fake ass lips, or fake ass teeth

[Jordan @Birdy_Gurl]

@Michaeldudufudu I don’t think harambe should have been killed even if he did harm the child

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@lena_gvf Oh well the more you know lol

[Jordan @Birdy_Gurl]

When you’re learning mythology realizing it’s just a million different elaborate ways to punish women for the faults of men. Or a million ways to credit men for the achievements of women. Or find ways to blame women for the failures of men.

[Jordan @Birdy_Gurl]

@lena_gvf I think cause he’s struggled with addiction and mental health and I think that wellness spiritual cult probably fills those voids and desires, plus the people around him like his business partner/?girlfriend? are probably taking advantage of his vulnerability no doubt

[Jordan @Birdy_Gurl]

@fallenst3r Doing that right now! Exam is tomorrow, I’ve written 14 pages of notes while studying today and I still have half of the study guide to go over! Yippee

[Jordan @Birdy_Gurl]

@artfuIchaos Me too and I have 3 cats and I definitely clean up after them but I just know there’s gotta always be a funk😭

[Jordan @Birdy_Gurl]

Anyone remember that crazy ass Victoria’s Secret Hulu docu-series from a few years ago

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The way someone eats cereal can make or break a relationship

[Jordan @Birdy_Gurl]

I’m gonna bring an auctioneer dressed up like Kelly Clarkson to Art and Play and start auctioning off random shit in the middle of the store