Brian Bird

Former Kansan exploring life in Utah.

[Brian Bird @BiroProtagonist]

@TysBurnerAcc Did I hear a “hababichi” in there?

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@Cat5SMASHICANE I saw this a few months ago. Freaking hilarious

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@SUBWAY I wonder how dry it would have been if I’d asked for it toasted. Mmm fresh bread.

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@Sadie_NC Wheat Ope!

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@wingland @scribblymoth If that’s what I think it is, I used to love getting strombolis there

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@wingland @Infosec_Taylor I’ve seen this shared on this thread multiple times now. I only shared it because it showed up on my Facebook feed in a completely unrelated way and I hadn’t seen it on here at the time.

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@wingland @Infosec_Taylor

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@NFLonFOX, put the scheduled game back on you worthless schmucks! Terrible

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@meghankling @naomi_girma @USWNT https://t.co/e3FSv5hlQ8

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When you've got to make a long-distance delivery fast and there are many obstacles between you and there... Girma Air Delivery gets it done. #USWNT #USAvsSWE

[Brian Bird @BiroProtagonist]

When you've got to make a long-distance delivery fast and there are many obstacles between you and there... Girma Air Delivery gets it done. #USWNT #USAvsSWE

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#RedStars Need another to tie it up

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Chicago Red Stars put one on the board with a penalty kick.

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@Nicolascole77 I misunderstood this one at first. I saw the second half as a never-ending treadmill instead of still being on the same step, likely projecting my own fear onto the graphic.

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@SethBate Do they have Princess Leia pillows that let your head sink all the way through to the mattress and puff up by your ears?

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Don’t ever forget it… THIS IS OUR HOUSE.

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@Paxanth I didn’t know you were headed to Mac! Congratulations and I may stop by sometime since my wife’s family is in McPherson. Say hello to Elliot for me.

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@Paxanth Sad news for future trips back to SC, but congratulations on evolving your career and life. Go conquer new worlds, man. It was a pleasure seeing you in the halls.

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@wingland Was this at Metal-lake?

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Just watched Glass Onion. Loved it. @rianjohnson, I thought I had something with Miles Braun being an acronym to Burn A Smile, but then I noticed his last name was spelled “Bron”. So close. #GlassOnionKnivesOut

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@SethBate One of my biggest pet peeves is people going to work sick and passing it on. Some cases it can’t be avoided, but I still hate it.