Donnie Baseball

Hi-YAA!!!

[Donnie Baseball @BirtchDobbie]

Me, while high:

Thinking: I should try to lose a bit of weight. It only gets harder the older you are!

Reality: eating and entire box of girl guide cookies

#whyamifat #highdeas

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hate to do a Simpsons ��you can actually pinpoint the second where his heart rips in half” joke but you can LITERALLY pinpoint it holy shit i hope they show this in the detention camps at the border

[Donnie Baseball @BirtchDobbie]

@macklemore st IDEs,homie that is my life.”that don’t mean the mother fucker gets to dance with me” ugh. Thank u for bringing it so real. I drink, don’t have trouble with it, but u rap about it & i think sometimes “maybe just Friday, not Tuesday” bc of you

[Donnie Baseball @BirtchDobbie]

@ThatEricAlper Yuma by Justin Townes Earle

[Donnie Baseball @BirtchDobbie]

@ThatEricAlper Nightswimming REM

[Derek Simon @DartmouthDerek]

Yes, the different angle that shows the kids doing “tomahawk chops” and war whoops makes it look much less racist.

[Donnie Baseball @BirtchDobbie]

@Starbucks nailed it....best five bucks I’ve ever spent. #shouldhavewenttomcdonalds

[Donnie Baseball @BirtchDobbie]

@sarahtiana Convictions. Hold tight to them. It’s s dying quality.

[Donnie Baseball @BirtchDobbie]

@21kkennedy Hard decker my ass!

[Donnie Baseball @BirtchDobbie]

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[Jennifer Candy-Sullivan💙 ♒️🇨🇦😋 @TheRealJenCandy]

24 years later, you are still loved & greatly missed. We learn from our parents as children. No one is perfect, and we go thru life always learning. I continue to be kind, funny& strong. Learning from the good & bad traits in people. As my dad always said "Kapeesh?!" #JohnCandy

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

If you read only one @joshbearman article this month, here is another masterpiece: https://t.co/n02Y2f4gyV. But really you should read ALL of them. https://t.co/GzHlqXjmIv

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

Whoops! https://t.co/q3AIKnkmRj

[ROSIE @Rosie]

a tape of trump
on howard
about how
emotionally disturbed women
are the best in bed

in a sea of sickness
that is his whole being
this was about the most
telling about how sick he is
more revealing than the b bush tape

it needs to be played
over and over

https://t.co/5yLpSAlOT0

[Donnie Baseball @BirtchDobbie]

@subdoniB you are useless. I've never read a more slanted sports report in my life. Ur an ass and don't do ur job well. Report the sport ass