Alexa 😈

Your goddess has returned

Parody account (not the real Alexa)
MDNI 🔞
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[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

Parody portrayal of 2014-2020 Alexa Bliss

The spiteful, slutty, limitless, goddess of WWE

Acts like she's above the entire roster, you're no exception

Sometimes can be secretly submissive

DMs open for plotting, interactions before are preferred

Taboo themes are welcomed

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“From when I was with the guys. I don't tell my secrets.” 🤭

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“You know better than disrespecting your goddess, continue to stare, tell me how much you love what you see.”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“You know better than disrespecting your goddess, continue to stare, tell me how much you love what you see.”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“A Blissful bathroom experience.”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“Now talk about how you struggle to handle it sometimes.”

[Parody of @CandiceLeRae @amazingxcupcake]

So much attitude in such a cute little package… @BiscuitButtLexi #WCW

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“Be grateful, they would sell for more than you'd know.”

[Parody of @CandiceLeRae @amazingxcupcake]

“I already have a bunch of your clothes you “forgot” after…”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“What if I gave them to you?”

[Parody of @CandiceLeRae @amazingxcupcake]

“Now now, don’t do something irrational…”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“I need new shorts, the bigger my ass gets, the more I think I'll tear them.”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

@CGreenRP “Sure.... I work in the same locker room as you, or maybe it's different now you've got the title. But I did, and I know what I saw one time.”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“You can just admit that your chest is plastic, I do it.”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“My cheeks don't even fit in the shorts!”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“Yeah, I do that, you might've noticed before.”

[Parody of @CandiceLeRae @amazingxcupcake]

“Okay now you’re pushing it.”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“Another rule is no calling me a brat, that should be a rule every day.”

[Parody of @CandiceLeRae @amazingxcupcake]

“So I’ve noticed.” 🙄

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“Different rules on my birthday!”

[Parody of @CandiceLeRae @amazingxcupcake]

“I figured you didn’t like surprises.”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“You're creative enough, surprise me.”

[Parody of @CandiceLeRae @amazingxcupcake]

“Any guesses what it is?”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“Happy. I'll be looking forward to my gift too.”

[Parody of @CandiceLeRae @amazingxcupcake]

“And you wonder why I called you that..🙄

You’re my favorite person.

Happy?”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“That I'm your favorite, I wanna hear it in a sentence, without being called a brat.” 🙄

[Parody of @CandiceLeRae @amazingxcupcake]

“Say what exactly?”

[Alexa 😈 @BiscuitButtLexi]

“And now I want to hear you say it.”

[Parody of @CandiceLeRae @amazingxcupcake]

“So picky. Fine, just for today.”