🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke

" Restraining orders mean NOTHING in hell!"

Parody account of Brownie Pembroke, not affliated with Purrfect Apawcalypse.

[𓉸ྀི ˘ 𝓎𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 ʾʿ ໒꒱ ۪۪ ྀ @hitoguiuta]

i get mean when i’m nervous like a bad dog.

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@StraightEdgeRex Come on, X.. tell me what's on your mind, cutie.

Brownie is here to help ya!

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@xXBigBadBeccaXx You loveeeee me.

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

Bleeh.. bored..

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@StraightEdgeRex ... Hon, be honest, you feeling okay? Come here.

[ Coddling Xenia... ]

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@StraightEdgeRex Yeah. I feel great.

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@StraightEdgeRex [ Mwah. ]

There, there, hon... ough, my back..

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@StraightEdgeRex Shh, it's okay, hon. Come here!

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@StraightEdgeRex I'm here for you, Xenia... the votes are destroying you.

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@xXBigBadBeccaXx Is it *really* my fault I'm pushing my love to ya? Girl, you're wonderful. Be glad I didn't get to the belly rubbing yet.

[ She chuckles, still being a bit scared of Becca but not showing it. ]

Jeez.. so cute and mean for what?

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@xXBigBadBeccaXx [ Rubbing the behind of Becca's head and back. She's surprised she isn't getting thrown over a bridge right now. ]

You're so cuteee!!

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@xXBigBadBeccaXx Aww, you love it!

[ Placing more kisses on her cheek! ]

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@xXBigBadBeccaXx [ ... Slight kiss on the cheek. ]

Thereeeee we go.

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@xXBigBadBeccaXx Buuuuut if you just say sorry I can RECONSIDER it and give my special kiss to you!~

[ WINK! It's so obvious she wants to reserve that kiss SPECIFICALLY for Becca. ]

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@xXBigBadBeccaXx Sigh... guess I just gotta save my special kiss for *another* special girl.

[ Looking away. Blep. Purposefully ragebaiting Becca... ]

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@xXBigBadBeccaXx You say that to everyone! Come on, admit it! You love me!

[ Crossing her arms, looking up at Becca. ]

Besides, that is NOT healthy for you.

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@xXBigBadBeccaXx Nothin'! Nothing at all!

[ Wink. ]

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@xXBigBadBeccaXx [ Blushing??? ]

Woah...

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@xXBigBadBeccaXx Or whaaaaaat?

[🍫 ── Brownie Pembroke @BisexualCorgi]

@xXBigBadBeccaXx We literally kissed.