Jared Dalton

Umass Amherst 2020

[Jared Dalton @bitchcallmeBill]

Pizza guy doesn’t know I’m carrying #notip

[John Craig III @NotTheLemons]

Anyone?

[Jared Dalton @bitchcallmeBill]

It’s funny how people actually think tangerines exist😂 name 3 songs

[Jared Dalton @bitchcallmeBill]

I lie awake at night praying that they found the 7/11😔🙏🏻

[Jared Dalton @bitchcallmeBill]

In Maine this weekend with a couple cool cats and kittens #bejealous also my parents are here

[Jared Dalton @bitchcallmeBill]

@JLemmonss Made with Tik tok??

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Aye y'all homies got some Coca-Cola??"

[Jared Dalton @bitchcallmeBill]

WBYCEIYDBO

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Kids driving 😂😂😂 https://t.co/rHJ0z2aDG7

[nah @ChyMoen34]

*clears schedule*

[Dan Hewitt @danhewitt01]

Worst high 5 of all time...?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

This will be forever funny 😂 https://t.co/yogAPlVfBe

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Guy gets hit in the face by a pigeon on a rollercoaster https://t.co/S6UQ8KJUMM

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you're the DD and you finally find your drunk friend https://t.co/ewJdlgmIxM

[rebuke maxxer @snactress]

i challenge anyone to TRY & write better dialogue than this........

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

He thought he had him beat..