Mitchellada

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

If you got to drive late night after fourth meal and you’re out of uppers. Queens of the Stone Age will do you just right. Promise.

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

All I’m saying is people are brave these day’s taking their pets to class. Y’all ain’t ever seen planet of the apes?! Buster ain’t just sitting there...he learning algebra right along with you. Next thing you know you’re poisoned from a batch of crispy bacon.

[Ryan Stump Martin @ryanstump91]

Happy fourth from @BItchellDavis and I

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

@PerryLee24 Ya so! My momma has always told me real men cry.

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

Losing your wallet is an easy way to help you not spend money....so I hear.

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

When I get down I just remind myself that even after 27 years I have yet to step on a crack that has broke my mom’s back and I’m pretty proud of that.

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

Friends send friends pissed pants pictures.

[Ryan Stump Martin @ryanstump91]

This the truest thing in the whole world fellas take notes

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

@ryanstump91 I had to clip my finger nails bro!

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

Ever been so hungover you run a low grade fever?.....that’s me, right now, all day.

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

I’M BACK. #DRUNK

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

#NewProfilePic

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

Day 2 of Sobriety: have a terrible migraine and ate a buttermilk pie....I’m fine everything’s fine.

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

First day trying to be sober hasn’t gone well. First, the toilet broke and had to fix it. Second, realized all the skittles are gone. Don’t know which I’m more pissed about.

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

Finally at the point in my life where I’m either completely fine or super hungover.

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

I hope oklahoma dies choking on its own dick. #gunsup

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

FYI: getting semis to blow their air horn while driving on the highway is just as fun at 27 as it was at 7. Hashtag Sunday funday

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

@ me bro https://t.co/dfAUoiypML

[Ryan Stump Martin @ryanstump91]

Henry the 8th >>> Joffrey

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

@ryanstump91 Hashtag Mushroom Mayham

[Mitchellada @BItchellDavis]

I thought it was regular porn... https://t.co/4vxVJXZHVp

[Ryan Stump Martin @ryanstump91]

Me and @BItchellDavis really answered a trivia question tonight with the answer “idk, sounds like fetish porn”