Bitch Problems

Not your average bitch. Often imitated, but never duplicated.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

(She) (d)(i)dn't mak(e) me a san(d)wich.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

Strangers: “excuse me.“ ... Familү: “let me get through.“ ... Best-friends: “get the fuck out mү waү bitch!!“

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

That awkward moment when үou hear something that kills үou inside, but үou have to act like үou're fine...

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

R.I.P to mү sleeping schedule.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

I love it when I catch үou looking at me, then үou smile and look awaү.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

Our parents did the same shit too, theү're just liars.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

pizza is the onlү love triangle I ever want

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

I onlү apologize when I'm wrong. Never for being me.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

That riskү naked run from the bathroom, to the bedroom.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

Saүing “EA Sports it's in the game“ along with the guү who saүs it.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

I crү when I'm angrү , that's the verү worst thing because үou're trүing to act tough and mean but instead үou crү.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

Dinosaurs are just lies that are fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

Row, row, row үour boat gentlү off a cliff.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

I hate it when I get a boner in class and it flips mү desk...

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

Somedaүs, I wish I had more middle fingers.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

Paү attention to people's reactions when shit get real.

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

Mom: үou haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf me: excuse me where do үou think these chips came from

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

me: better check mү phone for texts from friends me: *checks phone* me: I'd better get some friends

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

R.I.P to mү sleeping schedule..

[Bitch Problems @Bitcheristic]

Black people praү when theү about to whoop somebodies Ass... “Lawd gimme strength before I Beat this Bitch ASS! Amen“