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Don't take me or life too seriously. I spend my free time flexing my ass muscles, reading self help books, & pretending to be a practicing shrink.

[InPlays @InPlays]

Kanye standing on a mountain he owns.

While looking at the 6,713 acres he owns.

This is the hardest flex of the year.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Reached that age where everything I think happened 2-3 years ago really happened in 2003.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

IM SOBBING 😭

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

It's been five months. Tomorrow, we all wash our bras.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

men who make you laugh hard but are gentle with your healing heart are sexy as fuck.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

gentle reminder to drink water, check on your loved ones, and keep fighting racism you beautiful dehydrated bitches.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Can't wait for Biden to win the first Presidential Debate by single-handedly drinking a glass of water.

[Trey @treydayway]

The fries at Wendy's alone make them eligible to be burned down

[Anna Horford @AnnaHorford]

The cop who shot & killed 12 YEAR OLD Tamir Rice (on a playground) was hired as a police officer again. THIS IS WHAT WE CALL SYSTEMIC RACISM.

[Marcella Arguello @marcellacomedy]

Every woman is looking for some special anti-wrinkle serum that takes 10 years off their face when you could just stop fake laughing at men’s jokes and look fifteen forever.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

You brought them into your story and you can also write them out. It’s your story.

[*sigh*clops @aotakeo]

Generation X: the knees of a boomer and the social anxiety of a millennial

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

How could the year 2000 have been 20 years ago?! I call bullshit.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

don’t fucking drink and drive tonight you assholes

[Felicia @LostFelicia]

My husband reprogrammed my radio stations to country so I pulled over and set the car on fire.