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dispatcher extraordinaire. night shift princess.

[K @Bitchspatcher]

@KenTankeros i'm back bitch

[K @Bitchspatcher]

@KenTankeros USED TO

[K @Bitchspatcher]

@KenTankeros I ate my emergency Hershey kiss like 3 hours ago SOS

[K @Bitchspatcher]

@KenTankeros you and the universe are conspiring against me

[K @Bitchspatcher]

The boss is on the radio and I get messages from deputies asking who the rookie on the radio is. Lol I need a raise

[K @Bitchspatcher]

False alarm. CAD was only down for like 20 minutes. I think our LT might actually be more dramatic than I am

[K @Bitchspatcher]

Got a notice that our CAD will be down tonight for up to 4 hours. Send ideas on how to fake my own death

[K @Bitchspatcher]

In case anyone wanted to know what working with @KenTankeros is like. He knows I didn't bump him and yet...

[911DisBitch @911disbitch]

Holding over 4 hours into dayshift.

Being reminded why I'm #TeamNightShift

[[Vampire Emoji]]

[K @Bitchspatcher]

Over 60 calls for service pending. Down phone lines. Numerous flooded patrol cars. 5 stranded deputies. I'm doing great, thanks for asking.

[K @Bitchspatcher]

@KenTankeros TATCICOOL

[K @Bitchspatcher]

It always makes me happy when a call is so ridiculous that even Deputy Serious @KenTankeros can't contain his giggles on the radio

[Alan Fisher @AlanFisher]

Trump shows audience his hand and suggests he has a large penis #GOPDebate i kid you not

[K @Bitchspatcher]

@vintagegalholly it totally works though lol

[K @Bitchspatcher]

At least one of my deputies understands that i require tribute

[K @Bitchspatcher]

Found the greatest mouse pad ever hidden away at work tonight

[K @Bitchspatcher]

@KenTankeros @DispatcherDame @MossyOakRomeo_ IT'S COMING DON'T WORRY

[K @Bitchspatcher]

@KenTankeros this is me. All the time.

[K @Bitchspatcher]

Absolutely https://t.co/nUrTQosY79

[K @Bitchspatcher]

@chloelynxo I watched it the other night. Really good. So sad.