Fanfuckintastic

Some asshole hacked my account, changed my password & I no longer have the email attached to it.. No worries, I'm back and Bitchier then ever!!

[Fanfuckintastic @Bitchtabulous2]

Me: Yank me spank me
Choke me poke me
Bite me ignite me

Him: oook...

Me: Dear god just make me cum w/o me doing all the work!

[Fanfuckintastic @Bitchtabulous2]

@HoustonChron Plot twist, Rhossi was actually trying to leave, got almost to their destination and then humans stepped in and put him right back at the beginning to start over.

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@is_starts @GrandCanyonNPS Wild fires have made parts of the Grand Canyon and surrounding areas very dangerous for visitors. A little research goes such a long way.

[Fanfuckintastic @Bitchtabulous2]

@StephenKing in 2nd I had to write my very first book report. Imagine my teacher’s surprise when she received a report on “Eye of the Dragon”. Needless to say my mother got a phone call and 40 years later it’s still one of my favorites.

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@gcoln @maddenifico Because he’s a Patriots fan. He’s not a bandwagon fan of a different team just because he’s made a video of that state. 🙄

[Fanfuckintastic @Bitchtabulous2]

@Similac6 @akafacehots Yeah, except one thing…. You fake news and wannabe dictator stated he wanted to terminate that constitution… So how would that work out for you?

[Fanfuckintastic @Bitchtabulous2]

@CoffeyTimeNews Meanwhile here in Las Vegas, NV tonight (8/10/24)

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Dems: Trump is a traitor.
MAGA: Snooze.

Dems: Trump is a rapist.
MAGA: Meh.

Dems: Trump is a felon.
MAGA: What’s your point?

Dems: Trump wants to be a dictator.
MAGA: Whatever losers.

Dems: Trump is weird.
MAGA: HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU? Have you no decency?!! That’s just cruel!

[Fanfuckintastic @Bitchtabulous2]

@JosephMLombardo Congratulations, your declaration caused panic, and people are behaving like toilet paper people during the worst of the pandemic. All so you can look like ya did something 🤦‍♀️

[West Virginia Courts @WVcourts]

All courts in Hardy County are opening two hours later than normal tomorrow, Thursday, December 22, due to winter weather.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I am lost for words 😳

[Fanfuckintastic @Bitchtabulous2]

@atdanwhite Are you sure that you’re name isn’t Scotty, and perhaps your wife’s name isn’t Fiona?

[Fanfuckintastic @Bitchtabulous2]

Oh. You wanna be petty… Honey, where do you think you got it from???

[Fanfuckintastic @Bitchtabulous2]

@GoldMineTavern Irresponsibility at its finest. Glad to know the places to NOT go. My family’s health is more important than mediocre beer anyway (my youngest is VERY high risk.

[Fanfuckintastic @Bitchtabulous2]

Me: Hey can you pick up milk on your way home?
Him: I’m already there, do it yourself
*LATER
Him: I wanna cum too
Me: I’m already there, do it yourself.

[Fanfuckintastic @Bitchtabulous2]

Pulling down your mask to hear someone is the new turning down the radio when looking for an address... 🤣🤷‍♀️

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

Powerful! Who created this? I can’t stop watching it.

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Today the US reached 100,000 dead due to #COVID.

Instead of offering condolences, Trump signed an executive order designed to prevent fact-checking of HIS LIES.

VOTE.

https://t.co/9kOSjWGGLx

[Fanfuckintastic @Bitchtabulous2]

@ewarren And yet I say boys are gross and I’m put on Facebook probation

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@mishacollins As is my Snooky. Without him, I’d be a lot more stressed!

[Team Warren @TeamWarren]

We don’t have to wait on Trump and his cronies to act. We launched a campaign to demand safe and easy voting in all 50 states, D.C., and Puerto Rico.

Make a call, send an email, write a letter to the editor—we made it easy with our new tool:

https://t.co/OjtEeJCbep