Your Problematic Fav

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

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when I don’t respond to people? self care, be patient, don’t rush me….. when people don’t respond to me? absolute sin against man.

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Might fuck around and consume about 7,000 calories today

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Can’t believe I’m continuously forced to be this beautiful and damned

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My boyfriend, psychotically enough, feels VERY comfortable not answering my texts and that.. Is my life curse

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It’s dumb bitch o’clock and I’m right on time

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My constant need for validation is annoying to not only you but also me! Am I right!?

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I kiss a boy one (1) time and the whole next week I deep dive into his life like I’ll have exams to pass on his family history. Tell your mom and two sisters and Aunt Deb I say hi!

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We need not spawn any more Scorpios into this world.. Have a SAFE and happy Valentines Day!!!

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Men just aren’t necessary and that’s the tea on that !

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Just found my ex on Bumble. Happy New Year!!!

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Once my mood ring tells me exactly how I should be feeling, it’s over for you hoes

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Just checking this shit out to see if i have 280 characters and if the universe thinks i’m worthy of spilling my useless opinions even more and guess what!! Yep! Here we are boys, back and chattier than ever can’t shut me up now i’d like to thank my beautiful parents, my agent, m

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Don't come for me unless I send for you

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After much research, consideration, and experimentation, I have decided that adulthood is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity.

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I'm honestly just really fucking disheartened.

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Immigrants, LGBT community, minorities, women.. We are with you. Sending love in a time of uncertainty & fear. America does not win tonight.

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Tonight we are reminded that we may be surrounded by progressive & accepting & wonderful people, but America rests on a majority unchanged.

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Speechless, disappointed, shocked.. America's clock rolls back 100 years.

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"So what's your plan?" Well.. Death, eventually.

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Obnoxious men throw their unwanted opinions in my face day in & day out, I don't need their frat president running my country #debatenight