Crypto ProGuy

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@MrBeast 1,000,000

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@bigballsbulla Anyone with a monocle there? Mid thirties? Probably getting no pussy?

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@bigballsbulla Ever since he entered his mid-thirties, he’s been washed.

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@Cheguevoblin Get off his D, guy.

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@Cheguevoblin Send that shit back to goblin town, Che.

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@bigballsbulla I saw the sweat mark you left on the bench last night, Chad. Humbled. The way that baddie bit her lip as she followed you back to the locker room, told a story, greater than any book that puss Che can recommend.

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@bigballsbulla Out there somewhere, is an art hoe, who had no role model. I know you’re not good at it, but you do the math, CHAD.

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@bigballsbulla Chad, was that you I saw dry scooping the creatine in front of the squat rack, staring at the lady squatting like a piece of meat? I saw her follow you back to your motorcycle. Probably nothing. Anyways, hiatus 🤙

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@Cheguevoblin Idea…. Block your illiterate followers and come off private to replace them with ones who have at least the most bare mimimim mental capacities.

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@Cheguevoblin You even toying with the idea of coming off private fills me with disdain. Do you really want a bunch of zoomer followers? In your dms? I mean, unless they’re larping as a potential huzz? 🙂‍↔️

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@Cheguevoblin I hear grunting echoing from the other room… Joe is that you?

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@Cheguevoblin When you’re done with your books, make Joe Smith a sandwich. He’s hungry from lifting weights and pounding art hoes.

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@Cheguevoblin I’m waiting for the Che audiobook version

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@Cheguevoblin Nice Grindr bio

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@Cheguevoblin Returned just in time for Texas football 🤘

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@bigballsbulla Sir, please. Save some for the rest of us.

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@bigballsbulla 2 years later in a cafe, you hear a baby screeching. You turn to see that foid with a child. And of course, some cuck like Che made her his wife. But, you know, the child cannot be his, for its balls are simply too large to be anyone else’s spawn, other than yours Sir Big Balls.

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@bigballsbulla Sorry about that Necro, keep that chin held high. Although, truly disappointed that you potentially missed a connection with some purple haired broad, cosplayed as a medieval milk maiden, looking for her knight in shining armour.

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@Cheguevoblin Divorce rates are high. Marriages may not last forever. But the cat will always pop, Che.

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@Tyler_Did_It Honestly may be even worse.