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[naiive @naiivememe]

2026 Alt season :

[Adam @heyadam_ai]

18 year old kids are making $20,000/month using AI.

But most people don't know how to use it to generate income.

Here are 10 amazing AI tools you can use to start making money online:

[Paul Graham @paulg]

How to Earn a Billion Dollars: https://t.co/WeWBUkKym6

[⚝Managerboy ⚝ @FreeTUTdzm]

Free eSIM

[Mark Tilbury @marktilbury]

I became a millionaire without meditating, visualizing, or writing gratitude lists.

None of that changed my bank account.

These 7 habits actually made me rich:

[Leonard Rodman @RodmanAi]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WILD 🤯

Jack Dorsey's new AI tool, Goose, is 100% FREE.

You type:

"Build me a website like YouTube."

And Goose gets to work on its own:

→ Creates the entire project
→ Writes all the code
→ Installs dependencies
→ Fixes errors automatically
→ Keeps going until it's working

The crazy part?

• No monthly subscription
• Runs on your own device
• Your code stays private
• Completely open-source

Just a few years ago, building software meant hiring developers or learning to code.

Now you can start with nothing but an idea.

We're entering a world where ideas are becoming more valuable than technical skills.

[E R R o R @SaEr0r]

Helicopter Helicopter 🚁

[Aeron @aeronxbt]

He's flexing $40,000 a month on World Cup videos.

The channel he's actually logged into is called Dog Central.

You can see it in the corner at 0:55. You can see it again at 2:00 when the software prints "Channel niche: Dogs" right above the button that generates a 3-minute documentary about Messi and Ronaldo.

He doesn't notice. He keeps clicking.

Idea. Thumbnail. Script. Voice. 32 scenes. 128 credits. A finished video about why America will win 2026, rendered inside an account built for golden retrievers.

The dashboard he shows earlier says $6,637 in 28 days. The dates on the graph are June 2026. The World Cup hasn't happened yet.

None of this is the point.

The point is what's actually under the hood of VidEdge. A prompt that says "viral, high-CTR YouTube thumbnail built on the 3-ELEMENT RULE." A script generator that writes 593 words in 12 seconds. A scene splitter that breaks narration into 32 visual beats.

That's Claude with a paint job. $100/month for the paint job.

The same script, the same hook, the same 32-scene breakdown runs on a Claude subscription for $20. The voice is ElevenLabs. The footage is stock. The thumbnail is one prompt away.

He's selling the dream of $40k/month from a channel he hasn't actually uploaded to.

The guide is free if you comment.

The system is free if you read.

[Ganesh Godara @guneshgodara]

सावधानी हटी दुर्घटना घटी

[Rahul @sairahul1]

Sam Altman:

"We're going to see 10-person billion-dollar companies pretty soon."

"If I were 22 right now, I'd feel like the luckiest kid in history."

Most people will read this, feel inspired for 3 minutes, and go back to what they were doing.

The ones who act will build an app studio this weekend.

One tool. 10 minutes. $10K/month.

This is the how ↓

[Dimpal🫶 @Miss_Dimpu]

भिखारी ने नकली पैसों का लालच देकर पापा की परी को चूना लगा दिया 🤑

[Blake Ryan @blakefakhoury]

start an AI sleep channel.

trust me lol, this takes us less then 5 minutes a day

[Natalie @Jeebly_Natalie]

Street prank funniest hilarious 😂

[Rough Draft © @roughdraftst]

Why can't my brain understand this... 😵‍💫 look closely...

[Anjali @AnjaliLearn]

पैसा ही सबकुछ नहीं होता.. रोने वाले तो मैंने महलो में भी रोते है... बस हमसफ़र अच्छा होना चाहिए...

[Josias Lima @PrJopelim203]

O Tribunal do Crime

Rotineiramente, viralizam nas redes sociais vídeos de jovens sendo torturados ou executados sumariamente por membros de facções criminosas.

Em muitos casos, as motivações são banais: visitar parentes, participar de festas em comunidades rivais ou, até mesmo, fazer gestos supostamente alusivos a grupos rivais em fotografias.

Diante disso, o que mais choca é a apatia das autoridades, principalmente dos políticos, que não se mobilizam para criar mecanismos legais capazes de frear esses atos de terror.

É de extrema urgência que haja uma intervenção firme do Estado para cessar essa prática.

Afinal, se os criminosos se sentem no direito de aplicar a pena de morte, por que não tornar essa punição recíproca a quem a pratica?

https://t.co/6ODzxTbhr8

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST STORY IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!!🤯

A man drained $110 MILLION from a crypto exchange in 20 minutes. Then used the stolen tokens to vote himself amnesty.

He beat every federal charge in court.

But still went to prison because of what the FBI found on his laptop.

In October 2022, Avraham Eisenberg identified a flaw in Mango Markets, a decentralized exchange on Solana. Not a code bug, an economic design flaw.

Here's what he did.

He deposited $5 million, split it across two wallets, used one wallet to sell 483 million futures contracts, used the other to buy them all. Both sides of the same trade. Zero market risk. Maximum leverage.

Then he went to the spot market.

He aggressively bought the MNGO token on three exchanges with such thin liquidity that his buying pressure pumped the price 1,300% in 20 minutes.

The price oracle fed that inflated price back to Mango Markets. The smart contract recalculated his portfolio value. Suddenly his position was worth hundreds of millions.

He borrowed $110 million in Bitcoin, Ethereum, and stablecoins against the fake collateral, withdrew everything, then dumped his tokens and crashed the price back down.

The platform was instantly insolvent. Every user's funds were gone.

Then he went on Twitter, under his real name, and called it a "highly profitable trading strategy."

He said, "all of our actions were legal open market actions, using the protocol as designed."

The Mango DAO held a governance vote on whether to let him keep $47 million as a "bug bounty." It passed. 9.46% voted yes. 0.33% voted no.

Over half the yes votes came from just two developer wallets. And Eisenberg himself voted for his own amnesty using the tokens he had just stolen.

Then he fled to Israel.

The FBI found his search history: "Elements of fraud," "When market manipulation becomes a crime," "Statute of limitations market manipulation," "Extradition rules from Israel," "FBI surveillance."

He also used a fake Ukrainian identity to set up some of his trading accounts. So much for "transparent open market actions."

In December 2022, he flew to Puerto Rico. The FBI was waiting. Arrested at the airport. Laptop and phones seized.

In April 2024, a federal jury convicted him on every count. Commodities fraud. Market manipulation. Wire fraud. The first ever criminal conviction for open-market manipulation in crypto.

Then his lawyers filed a Rule 29 motion.

And the judge threw out everything.

The commodities charges, vacated. Wrong jurisdiction. Eisenberg was in Puerto Rico. The trades happened on Solana. The government's entire case for being in New York was that a third-party vendor had employees in Manhattan who monitored accounts. The judge said that's not enough.

The wire fraud charge, full acquittal. The judge ruled that Mango Markets had no terms of service, no rules, no prohibition against what he did. The smart contract executed exactly as coded. The oracle reported the real market price. And you can't commit fraud against a protocol that never told you what the rules were.

He beat the biggest crypto fraud case in history.

But here's the twist nobody saw coming.

When the FBI seized his devices at the airport, they were looking for evidence of market manipulation. Instead, they found child abuse material on his laptop.

The "plain view" doctrine. If agents executing a valid search warrant for one crime find evidence of another crime, it's fully admissible.

He pleaded guilty. 52 months in federal prison.

He outsmarted a $110 million exchange. Outsmarted the DOJ. Outsmarted the SEC. Outsmarted the CFTC.

But he couldn't outsmart the contents of his own hard drive.

The feds came for the $110 million. They stayed for what they found on the laptop.

[Brown Plus @E40_brown]

Grandpa Is Always One Step Ahead😄😄😄

[Cluadia @Cluadia12654901]

One of the most famous moments in family movie history is when Wayne nearly eats his own son, Nick, who is floating inside a giant Cheerios-like cereal loop filled with milk. The tension mixed with dark comedy is brilliantly balanced.

[Funnyandfabs @funnyandfabss]

Bro, have you ever felt this way?🤣���