𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨.
𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐞.
𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞.

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

𝑴𝑨𝑴𝑨, 𝐼'𝑀 𝐶𝐻𝐴𝑆𝐼𝑁' 𝐴 𝑮̶𝑯̶𝑶̶𝑺̶𝑻̶ ... 𝐼 𝐷𝑂𝑁'𝑇 𝑲𝑵𝑶𝑾 𝑊𝐻𝑂 𝐻𝐸 𝐼𝑆 ... 𝐷𝑂 𝐼 𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑲 ... 𝐿𝐼𝐾𝐸 𝑯̶𝑰̶𝑴̶ ? ( 𝐿𝐼𝐾𝐸 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 ? ) 𝐿𝐼𝐾𝐸 𝑯̶𝑰̶𝑴̶ ...

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

what the fuck tried to eat you

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𐕣 ┈ 𝑺𝐈͟𝐋͟𝐄͟𝐍͟𝐓 ╱ 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𓈒 @mutedterror]

( * he’s fine. absolutely fine. mhm. )

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

how many fingers am i holding up.

( switches between two and three fingers )

[‎ً @20X9B]

I can’t be sure of that.

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

" the fear is in your mind. here, let me show you how to gouge it out. "

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

i should totally do a tedtalk

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

if you feel socially uncomfortable, showcase your knife collection always

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

trust me, you pull a knife on someone & all that fake ass social etiquette bullshit is out the window

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

sleep is a government conspiracy & i listen to enough annoying authority figures in my life

NO MORE !!

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

you sure you had a headache & not a concussion ? :/

[‎ً @20X9B]

been feelin’ like i’m only four apples tall, lately.

[⭐️ @Hillahillaa]

Best cigarettes ever a ranking:

1. Your first drunk cig
2. Cigarette after a traumatic life event(better while you're crying)
3. 20 Cigarettes after you get robbed
4. Cig after sex
5. Regular drunk cig

Lmk if you have any contenders or changes you'd like to make

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

things get way simpler when you have a knife in your hand

[‍ ᵀᴴᴱ ‍LINE ‍OF ‍𝓢𝐔𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐒͟𝐒͟𝐈͟𝓞𝐍. @tienschae]

i wish i knew how social interactions worked. this talking and trying to interpret people’s words shit is so hard

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

( trying to light her cig with a blowtorch. )

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

^^ im craving a cig so bad rn it's taking everything in me not to buy some 😭😭

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

( rolling up a cig. where's the fucking lighter— - god dammit. )

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

wtf wallets are my main source of income.

( pulls out her flip phone )

i mean ... not everything*. but a weapon ? this'll definitely break some teeth.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍a cute loser. @ICHORMEMOIR]

...... yeah. who needs a wallet these days, everything's on your phone anyway —-

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

you're just out in the world without a wallet ?

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍a cute loser. @ICHORMEMOIR]

i'd never. ..

... i dunno where it is.

[𖦹 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑 @BITEBITEBlTE]

don't get weird about it. ( ... ) give me your wallet.

[‍ ‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍a cute loser. @ICHORMEMOIR]

yeah, yeah, right. a huge difference.