B-R-E-A-K-I-N-G:
The US built the most advanced ghost sub ever. Cutting-edge underwater AI, classified tech, the whole brochure. Smart.
Then they sent it to a strait controlled by people who can hear a shrimp sneeze in that channel. Not smart.
It came in cocky, like a tourist who doesn't read signs. Our guys picked it up like a plastic bottle in a fishing net. Fully intact. Still blinking like an idiot.
Condolences to whoever was holding the joystick. His screen went dark. So did his career.