Cirque du Solbae

I prefer a Milk hotel that isn't afraid to take sides.

[Cirque du Solbae @BitofPun]

When I get a new pack of Bobby pins I'm like Oprah giving away cars.. when I'm down to just 3 left, I'm as frugal as MC hammer in the 2000s.

[Cirque du Solbae @BitofPun]

@AEW @DarbyAllin

Happy Halloween! My 5 year old is a big fan 🖤💀🎃👻

[Don Davies @DonDavies]

This is a straight violation of the Canada Health Act. Extra billing, line-jumping, preferential medical access to private, for-profit care for the wealthy is diametrically opposed to the principles of public universal healthcare. 1/2

[Ben McKenzie @ben_mckenzie]

“CRYPTOCURRENCIES” ARE NOT IN FACT CURRENCIES AT ALL AS THEY FAIL TO ADEQUATELY PERFORM ANY OF THE THREE FUNCTIONS OF MONEY: THEY ARE A POOR MEDIUM OF EXCHANGE, STORE OF VALUE AND UNIT OF ACCOUNT. THEY ARE, RATHER, UNREGISTERED AND UNLICENSED SECURITIES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.

[Joey @JoeyMulinaro]

My wife just looked up at the screen and had her first “oh my god it’s back” moment of the football season.

I almost felt bad for her

[Cirque du Solbae @BitofPun]

Me stalking the daycare cam:

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The baby today:

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

cant wait to be by myself so i can listen to the song stay by rihanna a minimum of 20 times

[Kiel Fauxton 🔻 @K_Fauxton]

bro lmao they named a whole ass animal "GOAT" ahaha I'm checkin out some pics and yeah I can see why they call it that, these guys are standing on walls and eating tin cans, they showed up, turned a bunch of heads, and stayed humble. mad respect

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Civility. Got it.

[Cirque du Solbae @BitofPun]

Leafs fans watching the battle of Alberta:

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Manuel has been nonstop rewatching a hockey highlight video all afternoon that has Avicii’s “Wake Me Up” as its soundtrack.. both kids love the song now and are dancing to it.. very different atmosphere for me than when that song first came out lol

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

if you invested $1,000 in LUNA exactly one week ago, you now have 7 and a half pennies today

[jake @HoungSheldon]

“We’ve got over 50 beers on tap” oh wow very nice one Miller lite bottle please

[John Cullen @cullenoncurling]

Thanks to @socialkatmedia for pointing out this deleted Office scene I have never seen before, where Michael Scott talks about curling. Very good.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i simply would have made this announcement from any other room, wearing any other outfit