Journey Roberts

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@TopDawgEnt @kendricklamar 6.30.14

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The handmaids tale is non fiction if you swap babies for blowjobs

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https://t.co/g6vmnQ2KFl

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@ZachWiseman "I'm sorry you hurt"

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@ZachWiseman It's pronounced hate

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@ZachWiseman nm. It's in the trash

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

To: New Energy Secretary Rick Perry- How bout we power the country with a turbine connected to the founding fathers rolling in their graves?

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@ZachWiseman

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Bike stolen from main SF library. Please help.
Blue '75 10 speed ladies Raleigh Grand Prix. Thanks!
@SFPDBikeTheft

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@danacarvey we're also hybrid apes, as we are part Neanderthal and who knows what else

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@blastoffpodcast do we get everything you say you'll edit, or does some of it really get edited?

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

An oldie but goodie earworm, for your Humpday. No clicking like unless you get it in three seconds or less... http://t.co/KScG5k49iN

[Dick Van Dyke @iammrvandy]

Were not into fads or new fashions & cannot abide the Kardashians
lets send them away
2 Guantanamo Bay & force feed them old Army rations

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So I think I can gay, but not as well as these guys. http://t.co/9Mvu02Ku65

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

It's night 3 of my brain imagining the awful sensation of biting into 1 of those green blocks u stick fake flowers into & I can't stop it

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

This is a great way to tell someone you're sleeping with their mother! http://t.co/A3RDCim7CL

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@reggiewatts ok, not really vampire movies

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@reggiewatts ravenous or chronos

[Alan Davies @alandavies1]

Hey, come on now, it's high time you wished happy birthday to @leah_wood

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@JonahHill were you listening to the dudes story?