*G.I-Jakson365Alive*

.....PING.....

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

What did I spend my money on?
A 12 string guitar.
Why?
Because It was an investment.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@Mom_Overboard your in a buzzfeed article about the pope.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

I might have regretted this one....

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@cshug2 @babyasianambs No cheese til brooklyn!!!!!!

I have no idea why that was my response.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@coffeeandvinyl1 @Mom_Overboard I just remember dancing native american fancy shawl style and getting bood off the hip hop floor cuz it didnt involve the tootsie roll.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@thepennyhoarder All these tips are useless.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@TheCensoredRock @KissabiX That was an unwanted kiss.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@addictionguy @BastardProphet Hubby yelled "I LIKE IT WET"
so theres that.
Happy new year.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@SenJohnKennedy @realDonaldTrump While you are at it Mr president, maybe investigate this and change regulations so americans arent injesting poisionous chemicals that lead to long term health issues.
-RESPECTFULLY,
A concerned citizen.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@Mastermind7864 10 years sober.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@itcorru @Home_Halfway Welcome to a new parallel universe portal adventure.
2020.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

Stoned. Laying in bed and suddenly:
Dictator, dick-tater, Diction, spoken word enforcer...***sounds menacing**
President. Preside, presidant.
Ruler? Omg no wonder we are going to shit.
King.
****high picked beep***

So,

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@pepsiimax_ Dealing with the same nagging question.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

#AlternateMovieTitles

"That guy looks at that chick"

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

Well. I spend today studying Federal Law and State Mental Health mandates.
Im glad I can now smoke and relax cuz all it did was piss me off seeing how people use words to allow corruption to flourish.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@elfxbrat Your really sexy and Im attracted to you, are you into women or should I keep looking elsewhere for a relationship?

[John H. Beers III 🐀 @Bedlam_Beersie]

FAN: When are we going to get a new album?

A$AP ROCKY: As dollar sign as possible.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@jswilliams1962 I suspected the new satelites sent into orbit

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@Peaceand_Rose Thats controlling behavior.
A gift belongs to the person it was gifted to.
You can be disapointed and take a note for the next gift....
Or you can be like this jerk.
You deserve better.

[*G.I-Jakson365Alive* @Bitrun5]

@winonaryderzs @lesbianoverlord Padme was an idiot.