Bitch I Might Be

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‘unfollowers’ backwards is ‘srewollofnu’ which sounds like “screw all of you” coincidence i THINK NOT

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plot twist: i got time for that.

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anon hate? ain't nobody got time for that.

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when twitter fucks up? ain't nobody got time for that.

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commercials? ain't nobody got time for that

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people who leave voicemails? ain't nobody got time for that.

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when bands and artist don't come to your city on a tour? ain't nobody got time for that.

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people who claim to "miss you" but never try to hang out? ain't nobody got time for that.

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people who reply with "k" "yeah" or "haha"? ain't nobody got time for that.

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going out on a Friday night? ain't nobody got time for that, i got a blog to run and a twitter to manage

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kissing ass to get what you want? ain't nobody got time for that.

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Morning classes? Ain't nobody got time for that.

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That kid who is always really annoying in class? Ain't nobody got time for that.

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Dealing with my problems? Ain't nobody got time for that.

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*10% batter remaining*? ain't nobody got time for that.

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guys who care more about video games than their relationship? ain't nobody got time for that.

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mcdonalds not serving breakfast after 10:30? ain't nobody got time for that.

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people who try and eat my food? ain't nobody got time for that.

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Eating a well balanced breakfast? Ain't nobody got time for that.