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one of the last sane people left in the world.

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The Avengers Doomsday marketing is in full swing.

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I am no longer anemic. I have been dealing with that shit since April. I can now push myself physically and mentally again. That shit sucked more than Tim Burton.

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I got a two month free subscription to peacock...oh got...everything on it looks horrible. The first screen autoplays some minions crap. Its the STD of streaming services.

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@FrontlinesTPUSA @TaylerUSA I lived in Eugene for eight years. The people there were all mentally ill. I got along with maybe a handful of people and the ones I didn't get along with wanted to be my friend because they are all retardedly co-dependant.

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My most important update yet. Please share we can put this trauma to an end.

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@PunishedCHJ On no! Who will make the lesbians are strange games?

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Ethan Kline is appropriating black culture. No one should be gassing up ugly women.

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I don't know what happened officer. All I remember was her saying "spooky season" and I blacked out. Where did all this blood come from?

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Another article about a shitty Marvel movie that is also a Pedro Pascal movie.

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Skyrim is the better game and I need to finish it.

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I beat Breath of the Wild when I first played it. Got most of the way through Tears of the Kingdom and got stuck at the stupid Fire Temple. I have no desire to play either right now. They are so hard to get back into.

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Tried out the wowever server stress test. It looks a lot prettier than classic wow but I will just wait two weeks to play the real thing.

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Broward lasted a lot longer than some of the other companies they killed.

[ThePhillyOG @ogswiftonx]

Has anyone checked to see if @BioWare's preferred pronouns have been updated to "Was/Were" yet?

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Drugtard
Somwone who has done so many drugs that they have made themselves retarded.
Examles: the state of Oregon and Seth Rogen.

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Had a car full of middle aged white women illegally pull out in front of me. The driver flipped me off and told me to stop speeding. I told her I wasn't the one who molested her. She didn't know how to respond.

I won.

[TacticalTurtleneck @TheTacticalTurt]

THE FIRST RULE OF DEAF CLUB...
NYOU NU NOT NALK AMOUT NEF CLUB OHN-AY?

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This joke also works with the Bridget Jones movies.

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We need to have theaters show marathons of all the meet the parents movies in Canada just in cas they need their healthcare.