Bitter Gainer

Mutant rodent. Exploited football mascot. I hate about 24% of all humans. Pants-averse. The Riders make millions but pay me peanuts. Parody(?)

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

Rigged election.

[Mitchell Blair @mblairYQR]

How and why is Gainer the Gopher not a part of this? Has the rodent been snubbed?

#Riders

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

You don’t need to wait till 5 PM for the announcement. It’s going to be me, with a triangle.

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

At least there were fireworks.

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

Later, asshole.

[Saskatchewan Roughriders @sskroughriders]

The Saskatchewan Roughriders have released American defensive lineman Garrett Marino.

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

Even the toughest baby will cry if you give them a helmet to helmet shot after the whistle.

[Claudio Raposo🇨🇦🇨🇦 @Claujo31]

Pic of the day!!! Lol @Simoni_Lawrence dont worry she's #HOV gang for life lol

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

I don’t know if he is the best coach we have ever had, but he is probably the happiest.

[Rob Vanstone @robvanstone]

Quote of the day from @cdickenson26, asked about father-to-be @CodyFajardo17: "I'm the last person to give anybody advice when it comes to children. I can't even keep a dog happy for a few days. I have no children and I've never been married."

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

Suddenly I long for the talent and smarts of Rod Black. https://t.co/dQng4X9yAq

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

Grow up Will Smith. Someone should pimp slap you for letting Carlton OD on that Meth you kept in your locker 25 years ago.

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

I’d still rather watch Shakira and J. Lo.

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

Me, bitches.

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Who is the best mascot in sports? 🤔

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

Look, I may be a flea-ridden, mutant rodent with anger issues and a drinking problem, but please don’t compare me to her. It’s demeaning.

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

Care.

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

I hate that I cared this much about the outcome of a football game.

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

I am too sober for this.

And I’m not sober whatsoever.

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

I did not feel like that review was going to stand. But I’ll take it.

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

Yeah but this is just the type of situation where we’d go 27-1.

[Penny Filson @SWSaskOutcast]

@BitterGainer We are 27 and 0 after we lead in the fourth quarter 🤞

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

Jesus, we could use ALL the sprinkles you got.

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

Plausible.

[Scott Garvey @Machineryeditor]

Or they sold their souls to the Devil!!

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

I’m scared.

[Bitter Gainer @BitterGainer]

If there really is a God, He must be a Rider fan.