Maria

Around The Way Girl. #VegasBorn. Widowed. Single mom. Petticoated Swashbuckler. CisF.

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@GuntherEagleman Who is teaching that?

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@Itx_judith They don’t get it anyway.

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@sanandreafault Omg do it anyway.

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@RachelT1722 @frenchjraff And you still don’t have AC or food that doesn’t taste like a punishment. Way to go 🙄

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@C_3C_3 Yes. That’s the law. Stop whining about it. The second hand embarrassment is nauseating.

[Maria @Bitterlee]

The amount of people angry about birth right citizenship obviously never had anyone come to this country and have babies on it to ensure their citizenship except that the majority of them are here because that’s exactly what happened.

Not Ted Cruz though.

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@BasedMikeLee Good luck with that.

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@mattvanswol That’s the way someone in YOUR family ensured you’d have citizenship in future generations, genius.

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@MaFrt1 @GaryPetersonUSA Who are you explaining this to? 😂😂

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@RepNancyMace Ok yes. Let’s do that.

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@chelseaevenstar @ceraliza I love being a mother, but there are a lot of women who are happy choosing to not have kids. Their choice to not be mothers doesn’t cancel out our joy because we are. You don’t have to understand it. It’s not your life. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@MrSausageGet So is it your judgment that’s shitty or is it the devil’s fault?

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@hazelsznwy Manifest Destiny is an odd thing to talk about to a 2nd grade class, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t already understand it.

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@RepNancyMace We do, Nancy. That’s why we have police, firefighters and public utilities.

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@Favwontmiss The phrase “pattern recognition” is such an OpenAI thing to say.

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@whereicy My son in law. 😊

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@hearinladotcom What did I just watch?

[Maria @Bitterlee]

@Avabelly__ Yeah, your pants are on fire. 🙄