Steve Birks

[Steve Birks @Bixelby]

Learnt an important life lesson today. Never try & eat Wotsits when they're well over a year out of date.

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@5liveSport @BBCMOTD Can he play right back?

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@DaftLimmy Accidentally, yeah.

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@fesshole Fighting crime?

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@OptaJoe @FIFAWorldCup

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@fesshole But the candlelight suppers are incredible.

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@fesshole

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@fesshole If you don’t have the pieces, improvise.

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@Criminalsimpson 68 in the crowd

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@BBCMOTD Shakin’ Stevens

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@almurray

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@ClickHole I respect their privacy too much to count them.

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@Criminalsimpson I want to be that happy, where do I send a dollar?

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@fesshole

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@fesshole

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@BBCBreaking Shaft?

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@Criminalsimpson

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@BBCBreaking I hope everyone has a lovely time on this visit. 👍

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@fesshole I’m the same with penicillin, can’t resist the taste!

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@BBCMOTD Even their away games?

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@fesshole