Elizabeth Bennett

I've been typed as: The-Sarcastic-All-Knowing-Secretary-Who-Occasionally-Goes-Off-Her Meds.

[Elizabeth Bennett @BizLennett]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/OK4JqJ6qEa

[Elizabeth Bennett @BizLennett]

I love living at @NexusRE - here's why: https://t.co/azddvoub6E #CommunityRewards

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@BizLennett @SalsComedyHole

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Everybody in LA-- come to Sal's Comedy Hole tonight for the Mayweather VS. Canelo fight! 7356 Melrose Ave-- it's gonna be a fiesta

[Elizabeth Bennett @BizLennett]

Freestyle Fryday: Convicts forced to battle around pool of hot oil Hunger Games Style. Except nobody's hungry cuz there r fried ppl to eat.

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@LilyAnnCarlson There's a food truck in LA called "Egg Slut". Thought you'd like to know that.

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If Jesus Christ sacrificed his life for our sins, isn't it a waste if I don't sin a lot?
-Louie

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@HowTrite Challah atcha boi

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@MatthewHazen We all know you're lying. #NeverForget

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@ChrisPesto That's like saying, "If you're gonna be a panther, make sure to step into the water left-foot first." It's too obvious.

[Elizabeth Bennett @BizLennett]

The ice cream man needs to stop driving by my apartment playing his creepy, frozen child-stealing music. I am not fooled!

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You know your ancestors have been eating ligaments for a long long time @JockDaniels

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"I wish one of you boys had a girlfriend so there'd be an extra hair thing laying around." is apparently offensive

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I need to meet this new neighbor who's blasting the chillest, most awesome music I've ever heard.

[Elizabeth Bennett @BizLennett]

Just knocked a few petals off of the dead roses in my new bedroom. I better be careful or I'll end up just like the beast.

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Grub hub is my nemesis; how am I supposed to begin saving money when they make it SO DAMN EASY?!?

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