𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖑

Idle hands are the devil’s playground.

[Matty @stealth_riot]

Friend went to the club. I picked her up last night she was drunk asf unable to walk. We got into the house and she was trying to feel up my gf and calling me daddy and my gf was like “she’s never been this drunk before” and I was weirded out but still taking care of her-

[𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖑 @BizzareFish]

Two more days and then I’m off 😭⭐️

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

[𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖑 @BizzareFish]

Just found out Victorian era builders were inspired by medieval period architecture. But also all the coolest creepy literature was being put out.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Like clockwork.

[𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖑 @BizzareFish]

Fuck, I can’t stop dissoc—I mean reading.

[𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖑 @BizzareFish]

The audacity people have is astounding.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

What we are witnessing is an outright abuse of power.

This administration is attacking critics and using fear as a weapon to silence anyone who would speak out. Media corporations — from television networks to newspapers — are capitulating to these threats.

We cannot dare to be silent or complacent in the face of this frontal assault on free speech.

We, the People, deserve better.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

We can officially raise the alert level from "Wow, Things Sure Seem Bad"

to

"Uh Oh! I Recognize This One From the Textbook"

[tifa ;p @kocienadgarstki]

need to repost cuz it makes so much sense

D4vd Odd Obsession with Celeste/Possible Inciminating Evidence

RIP Celeste Rivas Hernandez

[𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖑 @BizzareFish]

The Home by Judith Sonnet!

[Goodreads @goodreads]

It's Friday! What are you reading this weekend?

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much."

United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Yoooooooooooooooo

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Elon: Without me, Trump would have lost the election

[𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖑 @BizzareFish]

The feeling of getting goosebumps on skin that is growing its layers back one by one is honestly fucking with me. Sensory overload 😭😭

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@PicturesFoIder Vine's classics will never be forgotten

[𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖑 @BizzareFish]

My burn is healing really well which is awesome, but the only downside is I’m extremely itchy. I basically have a giant tattoo that’s gonna be ugly when it heals.

[𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖑 @BizzareFish]

On the flip side, my bff has no idea that their pregnancy announcement was the highlight of the shittiest day. I almost cried with joy like they really have no idea 🥹 I’m so happy for them