Nebjamin

Life is butter

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

@traister55 Got blue balls from the lack of resolution to this cream escapade

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

Ericksons v Fats is battle for the ages

[2Phone Baby Jim (YSTBS) 🦉 @colfordbantz]

Poor fucking kid. Look how fat he is. Hasn’t even hit puberty yet and will likely never see a healthy weight in his life bcuz vultures around him pump him with chicken bakes for viral content. Kid will never know what it feels like to be healthy. Makes me sick

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

Enough people to fill every stadium on the entire planet

[litquidity @litcapital]

Who gives a fuck

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

@heatdaddy69420 10 piece tapped in. Good hockey, great T.

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

Objects in mirrors are as close as they appear

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

Everything but the bagel seasoning is best on a bagel

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

Was Alex Cora ever even suspended? Feels like this guy never left

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

Best activities for a long drive

Texting
Drinking
Texting & Drinking

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

@gohome_buddy When she starts whispering the cup song in your ear 🥴

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

@gohome_buddy CIA is gonna take this guys thumbs pronto

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

Have anyone seen a thin ticket scalper? Them mahfks always round as hell

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

There’s no quit in this guy.

Jason Tatum spotted entering the practice facility directly after winning game 7 #celtics #JasHIMTatum

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

Have anyone seen a thin ticket scalper? Them mahfks always round as hell

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

Al Horford is top 5 shooter in the NBA. The doubters are spitful little sloots

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

Beyond Scared Straight but it’s Derrick White doing an ad for Rogain

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Handshake lines are so sick

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

Hey siri what is a hand pass?

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

High praise from Superman

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

@BigSpreadTed Vamos Jonny

[Nebjamin @BjaminJamin]

The key to happiness is cold brew, bacon, and chainsmoking cigarettes at the crack of dawn