Billie Joe Armstrong

NOT the real Billie Joe.

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@dirnt_mikedirnt You still smell funny. Like a mixture of bleach and asshole.

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

Wow, I have a lot of tweet things for someone who never tweets. Ha!

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

You all smell like urine. Urine of someone who just ate brussell sprouts. Ewww

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

Fuuuuuckkkk

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@JoeysStrongArms @JakeyDanger Theyre his fingers! Leave your brother's fingers alone! ..I cant believe I have to say this

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@JoeysStrongArms @JakeyDanger Whatever you're up to involving fingers... I'm telling you not to do it.

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

Violence is an energy. And I win.

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

That little fucker stole my beer!

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@dirnt_mikedirnt Next time we tour, you should not be a dick. Y'know man.. DONT BE A DICK

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@dirnt_mikedirnt I miss touring..

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@dirnt_mikedirnt I dont understand how you cant deal with the school change but you deal with tour. Youre a mystery, Mikey..

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@dirnt_mikedirnt But dude. Tomorrow is saturday.. school- really not an issue..

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@ReverendTwitch Of course it is..

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@dirnt_mikedirnt They really are hard to wake up, aren't they? Joey throws things at me. WHY he had a SHOE in his bed is beyond me..

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

It would be alot easier to drink my beer if someone with a cast would stop attempting to jump. It's making me spill beer. Smirky face.

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@dirnt_mikedirnt I'm not seeing an issue there.

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@dirnt_mikedirnt WAKEY WAKEY

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@ReverendTwitch How the fuck did you break your leg anyway?

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@ReverendTwitch I have a wife. An absurdly beautiful wife. They get touched plenty. Unlike you, who is currently a gimp!! Can gimps fuck? HA

[Billie Joe Armstrong @BJASmileyFace]

@ReverendTwitch That cast hurt my nuts dude!