Ravi Bjerke

Please don’t follow me. I’m not funny, I’m shy and i dont want to increase my fan base.

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@XRP_Productions Fake chart

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@JamesWynnReal Dum ass

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@subjectiveviews @bgarlinghouse @SenLummis Threesome

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@rovercrc I think you failed finance class

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@Cointelegraph Scam account

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@HighVibeAssets Dum ass

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@gordongekko Moron

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@RWAwatchlist_ Bullshit

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@TheBTCTherapist 5%

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@amonbuy ”‘You’re not lucky, you’re aligned’ — yeah, aligned with everyone else who bought the top in 2018 and still thinks the lawsuit is bullish.” ⚖️🫠

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@mrnguyen007 “The only thing getting locked in is your capital — in purgatory — while you tweet motivational nonsense from -42% drawdown.” 🔒😵

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@SenseiBR_btc ”‘All in’ is not a strategy — it’s a personality disorder with a deposit button.” 💳🧠

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@SJosephBurns “Refusing a small loss is like refusing a papercut — until the market shows up with a chainsaw and no anesthesia.” 😵‍💫🪚

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@saylordocs “Saylor out here buying Bitcoin like it’s Pokémon cards — except when this bubble pops, there’s no holographic Charizard to save the balance sheet.”

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@simplybitcoin “Dalio: ‘Bitcoin is a hedge.’ Retail: ‘YOLO 15x long on a meme coin with a dog face.’ This is why we can’t have nice things.” 🐕💣

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@RippleXrpie “Charles says XRP holders will get the biggest airdrop ever — perfect, maybe they’ll finally recover the value they lost waiting for $10 since 2018.” 🪂📉

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@TradingComposur “The market will expose every crack in your mindset — and then short it with 50x leverage while you’re still Googling ‘what is a liquidation?’”

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@Davincij15 “Crypto is bringing the greatest wealth shift in history — from retail traders straight into the wallets of anonymous devs, VC exit pumps, and influencers with laser eyes.” 💸🔥

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@bitcoinarchive “Strategic Bitcoin reserve? Bro, the same people who print money out of thin air are about to hoard digital scarcity. What could possibly go wrong?”

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@rovercrc “The White House crypto report drops on the 30th — can’t wait to hear a 78-year-old explain DeFi while confusing Bitcoin with Call of Duty points.”