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surviving on iced coffee and anxiety

[🌱 @bjfalk_]

“When I twerk I look like one of those dogs trying to throw up” ~ Beatriz #loveislandusa #loveislandusaseason8 #loveislandusa8

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“I’m Ariana Madix and this is love island USA” #loveislandusa #loveislandusaseason8 #loveislandusa8

[Scuba Steve @HeartlessFalk]

Jesus Christ @FedEx

Three different packages from three different places you have some how fucked up all three.

I’m so very over you guys.

[🌱 @bjfalk_]

@UPS >>>>>> @FedEx I said what I said

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@Claim_Fedex_1 @HeartlessFalk Nah you’re probably a fake account.

[🌱 @bjfalk_]

Hey @FedEx @FedExHelp @FedExForum figure your shit out. Yall are the worst

[🌱 @bjfalk_]

@HeartlessFalk @Claim_Fedex_1 Ya know probably is. F*ck off fedex imposter

[🌱 @bjfalk_]

Yalllll I need some more documentaries to watch. gimme all ur best reccs and where to watch them. #askx #doucumentary #whattowatch

[🌱 @bjfalk_]

I am only on episode three but everytime Mikey be on my screen … I stg boy bye #temptationisland

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rest easy, my sweet bean 🫘

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster.

RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

[🌱 @bjfalk_]

I’m so big sad about Connor and Georgie breaking up. I wish them both well regardless 😭❤️‍🩹💔

[🌱 @bjfalk_]

Chris is slimy and disgusting. Ew. #loveisblind

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Chris is literally one of the biggest reality tv villains of all time. What a disgusting POS. Bro gtfo my tv screen. #LoveIsBlind

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Ashley’s dad is cookin’ Alex. Lmfao this is hilarious. He isn’t giving him enough time to think up lies #loveisblind

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Alex gives me the ick. His narcissistic vibes. That whole speech he gave before meeting Ashley was a huge red flag 🚩 #LoveIsBlind

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Does Amber even like Jordan? #LoveIsBlind

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My heart is literally aching to go back to Austria

[🌱 @bjfalk_]

@HeartlessFalk hello hi ur cutie