Brandon Johnson

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

@BuschBeer Yeah why ya gotta be a hoe like that💁‍♂️

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

@kayanderson03 Love and miss you miss lady

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

@kayanderson03 This the one🙌🙌🙌

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

@tailorrrg

[Tailor Green @tailorrrg]

I’m just trying to marry someone who wants to pregame for our kids high school sports games 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

@a_martin1212 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

@giddykitteh @maaaalone It's trash when your wife just up and quits coming home and gets caught staying at a male co workers house she use to talk to before us💁‍♂️ #twosidestoastory

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

@a_martin1212 Oh damn sounds like someone I know the first time I went out🤣☠

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

Anyone else remember learning about common denominators in grade school? Never knew that concept would apply to so many general life situations 🤷‍♂️

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

One thing that will piss me off, but make me happy at the same time....is catching a person in the middle of a lie. #Ope #gotcha

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

@BramesTay Uh don't forget that loyal part too 💁‍♂️

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

@a_martin1212 Felt totally need to get me a pet racoon🤣🤣

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

@tailorrrg Shiiiit I wish my perm would stay looking that fresh lol

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

You know you're getting old when you're excited to go home on a Friday get drunk blaring 90's country and bake pumpkin cookies

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

@a_martin1212 That's it I'm starting an onlyfans with mullet flips and shotgunning Busch lattes. Somebody gotta pay these bills🤣🤣💁‍♂️

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

#NewProfilePic

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

@wakeandskateee1 Unfortunately easier said than done in most cases

[Brandon Johnson @Bjohnson7420]

You ever feel like the little wooden spoon people put on a pot of boiling water? Not sure how many more boiling bubbles I can handle before I fall off the pot an let loose