When Coach Stinn steps foot on campus, the entire SCC roster (including me) will be jumping all over him. He will just be covered in Seamen and I could not be happier about it. He produced NFL ready 1/3 backs at Southern Oregon and will do the same for us! #WeAreSeamen
After a lot of thought and talks with @BJscc69 and @CoachRubMacock I’ve taken a 1/3 Backs, Right Tackles, and Long Snappers coaching position at SCC
#RespectMyDecision#Seamens
I talked to the Squarepants Community College Pineapples’ (SPCC) head coach Tutch Maddock on the phone today. They’re our rivals. They say SpongeBob lives in a pineapple under the sea, but this year he will live in a pineapple under the Seamen!! #WeAreSeamen
Offered Lucas Lollie @lucaslollie09 last night!! Projectable frame and absolute dawg on and off the field. Promised he’d be 400 lbs by the time he steps foot on campus. Welcome Lucas! #YouAreNowSeamen
RECRUITS: Grab my attention with your film. Lead off with any injuries you’ve caused to other players. We like guys that hurt guys #kinky. Maybe even sprinkle in some spicy pics of your mother and sister. MAKE ME NOTICE YOU! #WeAreSeamen
For those asking: The wristband in my profile picture is indeed a hospital band. I had a fever dream that my belly button disappeared and woke up in a cold sweat before fainting and falling down the stairs. I sprained my right ear lobe but I do still have my belly button.