ButterKnifeComics

Comics written with butterknife-sharp wit. Puns that stab butterknife-deep. Enjoyment you can spread butterknife-smooth.

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Another completely regular day in @realDonaldTrump’s America.

#TrumpIsACompleteFailure #Goya #BorderWall

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Earth to @kanyewest - we miss you.

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#HarryPotter wouldn’t stand for @jk_rowling’s recent comments. Why create a world of magic, friendship, and acceptance if you don’t believe in those things? Plus, it would be so easy to transition in the wizard world!

#TransPeopleAreRealPeople

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Change doesn’t just happen, you have to make it. Please consider turning your dollars into change by donating to the NAACP Legal Defense Fund.

Stay strong, fight injustice, and don’t settle for the status quo.

#blacklivesmatter #naacp #naacpldf #stayfocused #keepthepressureon

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Feeling feverish, throwing up, or have diarrhea? Go home, you can’t have sick people in the workplace. Angry, sad, or depressed? Better suck it up, you can’t have sick people in the workplace. #ItsOkNotToBeOk #office #workplace #mentalhealth

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Pride is more than a group of lions. What can a man do?

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#24 You Pun - This year is the year of remembering the past, because hindsight is 20/20.

#fartyousureyouwannagooutlookinglikethat #gotyourback #gochange #yesthatwasme

#lol #funny #comic #webcomic #webcomics #webtoon #webtoons #funnycomics #comix

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#23 Quality Assurance - Everyone knows a kiss-ass. If you don’t know one, I have some bad news for you. #itsyou

#office #work #officelife #ass #kissass #kissingass #eatingass #isthatassinineoraten #puns #quality #language #learning #culturaldifferences #comic #comics #webcomic

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#22 Sticky Situation - Be careful around suspiciously small sticks. #thatswhatshesaid

#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics #igcomic #funnycomics #cartoon #webtoon
#itsatrap #starwars

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#21 No Cigar - The #story of a #firstdate going the way most first dates go.

#comics #classic #differentpeople #differentcreeds

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#20 Whiskery Business

Cats, like humans, are fickle creatures. Their minds can change in an instant, but their claws come out faster. Gotta get them Jedi reflexes. If you can dodge a cat, you can dodge a ball.

#dodgeball #fickle #cat #scratch #blood #hopeyourenotirondeficient

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Title’s a bit of a stretch but they’ve got the spirit.

#7pm #nyc #cheers #staysafe #stayhome

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Be who you are at all times. There’s a 56 year old man who regularly wears a wide brimmed hat, dangly earrings, 5 scarves, 12 necklaces, and 16 bracelets on eacharm, and Johnny Depp is one of the most well respected people in the country.

#highnoon #johnnydepp #comics

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#17 Chip N’ Damn
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That’s gonna be one hot oven. Might take a while to get it up to 350 degrees though.
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#heat #kitchen #stripsteak #chippendales #divorce
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#funny #lol #lmao #lmfao #hilarious #laugh #laughing #fun #wacky #crazy #silly #witty #joke #jokes #joking #haha

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#16 Babylicious

Even babies wanna eat up those little baby cheeks.

#baby #snack #family #love #fun #children #kids #life #happy #familytime #cute #smile #yum #yummy #sweet #food #delish #delicious #comics #comicstrip #digitalcomics #webcomic #webcomics #funny

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#15 Fashionable Jew Zeus

#comic #comics #comicstrip #digitalcomics #instacomic #webcomic #webcomics #funny #jokes #lol #comedy #religion #christian #jewish #christ #jesus #heaven #heaveniswhereeveryonelaughsatjokes #fashion #fashionpost #pearlygates #betterthanapearlynecklace

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#14 - A+ Idea

#originalcomic #digitalcomic #digitalcomics #webcomicseries #comicstrip #webcomics #webcomic #comic #comics #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqa #lgbtqaplus #lgbtmemes #ally #loveislove #everyonelovessandwiches #sandwich #sandwichartist #butterknifecomics #instafood #pinnacle

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#13 - Safaris I Could Tell

#safari #death #binoculars #machete #hunt #tangles #mystery #modern #modernsafari #dontdieonme #helpmehelpyou #wheresmybackup #cord #cable #comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics #cartoon #cartoonist #cartoonists

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ButterKnifeComics #12 - Coronot In My House

#corona #coronavirus #coronaviral #covid #covid19 #gladwemissedcovid1through18 #stayhome #staysafe #washyourhands #butdontstopthere #mainstreammedia #painstreammedia #thisaintagamestreammedia #sticktothestreamsthatyourusedto

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ButterKnifeComics #11 - Dad’s A Knockout

#comics #baby #babyheadbutt #ithoughttheyweresupposedtohavesoftskulls #damage #ko #impartialref #childcare #thischilddontgaf