A #xicheng au wherein JC went on a blind date with LXC. NHS set him up with his dage's bff and said xichen-ge is the nicest person ever.
He doesn't understand but a few hours (and cocktails) later, JC is now sitting with his date ranting about his one-sided beef with the lans
#krbk Bkg gets injured & has to take 6 months off so instead of going stir crazy, he trains a police dog. What he doesn’t realise is going to happen is she now associates the smell of bombs with home and love. This is how Lieutenant Princess Explosion (Lulu) becomes a Kirishima
Chuds saying this was Nolan pushing the “anti men agenda” entirely missed the point of this scene. She’s not saying that there shouldn’t be a king. She’s saying it’s made her feel crazy that everyone claims the throne has been empty when she’s the one who has been on it running shit while Odysseus is away. It hasn’t been empty, but the suitors don’t see her as a capable ruler including her own son.She’s saying that she has been the one holding things down while waiting for her king to come back, and she’s willing to continue doing so because she believes he’s still out there.
The throne was never empty. Penelope WANTS Odysseus to come back. She isn’t against there being a king on the throne, she’s against there being anyone other than Odysseus on it.
CW/ somnophilia, rimming, penetration, oral sex, multiple orgasms, kiri is a horny little demon, bakugou only feels a little guilty, they are in love your honor
Everyone likes to tease Kiri about his feelings, and he gets tired of telling them that he's being serious.
"Aww. Are you going to see your boyfriend, Eijirou?" His mom asks and his dad chuckles.
"I am! I haven't told him that I love him yet today. He must be worried!"
Kiri runs outside before his parents can respond, stopping in the garden to sneakily pick some of his mom's flowers, before he skips next door and knocks.
Miss Mitsuki opens the door and Kiri is a little disappointed that it wasn't Bakugou. The dismay must show on his face, because Mitsuki laughs and beckons him inside.
"I guess you aren't happy to see me?" Mitsuki ruffles Kiri's hair as he walks in and Kiri pouts as he quickly fixes it back up into careful spikes.
"Of course I am. You look pretty today, mom." Kiri compliments her cheekily.
"Always such a sweet talker. How did I get such a perfect son-in-law?" Mitsuki jokes and Kiri beams proudly.
"Because you have a perfect son!"
"Then are those gorgeous flowers for me?"
Kiri hesitates and almost hides them behind his back. He doesn't want to give up Bakugou's gift. But it's his future mother-in-law.
So, Kiri grits his teeth and nods while choosing the ugliest one. "This one is for you, mom."
Mitsuki almost snorts when she sees the tiny, pathetic flower that Kiri holds out to her. She's surprised that she got anything though.
Usually Kiri is very stingy with anything intended for her son. She thanks him gratefully and Kiri gives her a sweet smile.
"Where is Suki?" Kiri asks and Mitsuki points upstairs.
"I think he's sleeping. You can go up and wake your sleeping beauty. I'll go start dinner." Kiri drops a yes ma'am and excitedly rushes for the stairs. He loves getting to wake up Bakugou. The only thing better is waking up TO Bakugou.
Kiri stops in front of Bakugou's door and ignores the KEEP OUT signs. Under them is a little scribble:
Only Eijirou allowed.
So let me get this straight. Taylor Farms lettuce gets linked to the cyclospora outbreak. The CEO visits the White House and donates to Trump. Then the FDA says the positive finding was a “false positive.”
Nothing suspicious about that at all.
kiribaku who are influencers that collab after going public. katsuki is perfectly fine just doing cooking/gym/day in the life videos with eijirou. it’s his regular content just with the added bonus of kr flirting with him the whole time
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I’m so happy my timeline is filled with other people under the age of 50 that give a fuck about Alvin and the Chipmunks. Idc if I was born in 2003 they were HUGE part of my childhood so we’re locked in forever 🤞🏾
#krbk where kiri is always covered in finger shaped bruises. They never really go because there's always new ones.
Bkg shaking with his forehead on Kiri's shoulder, tears dripping onto Kiri's thigh. His grip stays way too firm on Kiri's forearm, enough to make him wince, make +
I need Janka were it's like:
Zanka: stop someone might see us!
Jabber: so what? You're embarrassed to be seen with me?
Zanka, who immediately deflects like he always does: it's just that-
Jabber, who notices the lack of denial: So you ARE? I see how it is
Omega Jiang Cheng who gets cursed on a night hunt and Lan Xichen who can't control himself
It's not a particularly malicious curse, one that just adds some certain furry....assets.
The pointed feline ears ontop of the Omega’s head twitch in irritation. They're soft and fluffy
Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.