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You mess with my sis, I’ll make it so that you can no longer piss.

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Fortinbras when he invades the castle:

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When Hamlet thinks nothing is wrong with his murders and believes he’s the only one suffering:

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Hamlet talking about Ophelia:

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Coming back to Denmark like:

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@Yungham925 Seem familiar?

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@princeofswine69 The only thing you’re going to find are these hands.

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Which acts do you prefer?

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Who should have been the winner?

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Look guys, I found Hamlet!

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@Yungham925 Is that the best you got? I’d much rather talk to a sword than with someone who has mayonnaise for hair and mossy pee pee facial hair. Tuh! Disgustinnn~!

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When you’re chillin on the weekend but remember your entire family including you are dead because of hoe-ass Hamlet:

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@Yungham925 Seems hypocritical of you to bash someone who murdered your father when you’ve done far worse, don’t you think? Or is your “ghost” daddy too far up your ass for you to notice?
#HypocriteOfTheCentury

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@Yungham925 I~ can’t imagine my sister being called a whore, being told to go to a whore-house while my father is being vigorously sLAiN. Oh wait, I can!

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YOOOOO, new king in da house~~!!!

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As soon as I return I shall cut off Hamlet’s tiny naked sword.

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Best be you, sis