Evan Sent

Perspicacious ultracrepidarian. Underachiever.

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@Focus_entmt @SpaceMarine I’m having trouble getting past the title screen whether it’s online or off. Just keeps asking me to Press A. If I’m lucky it also tells me about a maintenance schedule, but then it’s straight back to the title screen.
This a known issue, or just me?

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@godblesstoto Is there any room for the benefit of the doubt?

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You can’t have your cake and eat it Simba, wanker!

#LoveIsland

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I’m not pro war in general, but I understand it is necessary sometimes…

Can someone please nuke Love Island?

#LoveIsland

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Anyone else have trouble starting up @SpaceMarine 2? Can’t seem to get past the title screen.
#XBOX

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

To clear up any confusion:

There are TWO bans on under 16's access to social media in the UK. The first is at the app level and this comes into play next year. It will require selected social media apps to prompt for age verification when accessing them.

The second more insidious one is happening much sooner. This one is the 'nudity detection' feature and this one operates on device level. It will require every adult to show a form of ID in order to operate their phones and tablets without restrictions/monitoring.

The voluntary deadlines to tech companies to implement this is around early September this year.

If Apple, Google and others don’t implement device-level monitoring by then, the government has said it will bring forward legislation to make it mandatory.

People saying "Just use a VPN!" are not understanding how this works.

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Ding Dong! Happy Birthday @itsBayleyWWE

Getting older….

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@TheDemSlayer “It’s OK because she’s got big cans!”

I like Seinfeld, I couldn’t give a fuck about Palestine or Israel.

A 39 year old dating anyone under 18 years old, regardless of how big her tits are, you creep, is weird and you’re fucking weird.

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I hate the new @LidlGB advert so much, it’s made me long for the apocalypse.

I’d now rather been seen in the Epstein files than in one of their stores! I don’t care what’s in your middle aisle!

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@RupertLowe10 Yeah, but Cathy Newman got a death threat. Bet you never get those.

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@Leonardaisfunny That’s still under investigation. Give them time.

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@ThePosieParker @harriepw @Wickes Let’s not be too hasty… Wickes’ customer service is as bad as any genocide.

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

Henry Nowak should not have died, and he certainly shouldn't have died in the callous and cruel way he was made to, let down by those meant to help him.

The normal response to this is anger, and don't let these evil manipulative cunts gaslight you into thinking it isn't.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Starmer on Henry Nowak: "Don't exploit this for politics"

Starmer on George Floyd:

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Kier Starmer whenever he thinks about working class white people:

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You’ve heard of the game “If you laugh, you lose.”

Below is the “If you laugh, you’re medically retarded” edition.

#BobsBurgers
#BrooklynNineNine

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Channel 4 have Virgin Island
ITV have Whore Island

#LoveIsland

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@_iamlougotti Tough to call. I love them both. Bret’s matches were better, but Sting is my favourite.

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@SEGA

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@SouthamptonFC You don’t get to choose the punishment, you only get to choose whether to commit the crime.