Edmund Blackadder

I want to be remembered when I'm dead. I want books written about me. I want songs sung about me.

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I have a cunning plan, my lord ~ Baldrick.

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A small village on Mars, just outside the capital city, Wibble.

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Now, Mrs Miggins, I'd like a massive plate of pig's trotters, frogs' legs and snails' ears, please.

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Prince George: for me, socks are like sex. Tons of it about but I never seem to get any.

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All witteny witteny by me wee I'm afraidy waidy.

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In that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities.

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I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and then discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

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'Look, there's thick George, he's got a brain the size of a weasel's wedding tackle.'

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Get a move on. He's a prostitute, not an agony aunt.

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Percy: Edmund used to have a servant called Baldrick, but anyway, away with such small talk, lady, a kiss!
Baldrick: Alright then.

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Bob? Funny name for a girl...

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Ahm, right then, my little...pumpkini-wumpkini.

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I don't care if she can sing 'I may be a tiny chimney sweep, but I've got an enormous brush'.

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We're in the stickiest situation since 'Sticky' the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun.

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Blackadder: I have 2 beans & then I add 2 more beans What does that make?
Baldrick: A very small casserole.

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Flashheart: Hi Nursie, like the beard; gives me something to HANG onto. WOOF!!

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Prince George: Two silly bulls?!

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Good. Because there's nothing more likely to stop an inheritance than a thingy-shaped turnip.

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Yes, its just that I'm planning a jaunt around the Cape of Good Hope myself, leaving a week on Thursday.

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Wellington: Shout, shout and shout again! BEHHHHH!!!!