Felicia Hardy-Parker

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒃𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒕- 𝐀𝐔 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐂𝐚𝐭 𝐑𝐏 @JankyHoboSpidey’s cuter half #Symbibitch

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐂𝐚𝐭 𝐈𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬—

꧁𝑇𝘩𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑔꧂

❥ Black Cat PI
❥ Security Expert
❥ Background Checks
❥ Information Broker

❥DM to plot
❥CrAcK, Banter, and SL’s

—ℱ. ℋ.

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

Diving in

Swiping your heart

CRUSHING IT

Sashaying away

(meow)

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

“Life doesn’t seem better on the other side.”

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

Generally Peter did get more excited at the Zoo than Ben, that was part of the fun.

"Tiffins? The candy slices?"

Candy was better than pizza.

"Any Zoo you want, you get to pick on your day. Just not any of the New York Zoo's, they make me sad."

[Peter B. Parker-Hardy @JankyHoboSpidey]

"Going to the zoo sounds amazing!"

Honestly, Ben just chirped with excitement but Peter's probably more excited still.

"But you don't have to have pizza. We can go to one of the Scotland ones and get tiffins."

That one that used to have the pandas.

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

"Can't forget to wish @JankyHoboSpidey a happy Father's Day, can we?"

"I think we should go to the zoo, and grab some pizza. I promise I won't even complain that I hate pizza."

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

She grinned at him, a flicker of mirth behind her eyes.

“And I just called you out?”

Unintentionally. Mostly.

“Why don’t you just ask them? Decent people will say yes, and anyone not decent? Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained.”

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

At some point, they all meet each other. That’s the magic of the multi-verse.

“There you go, sweetie. Unless you were low-key trying to get yourself an invite?” https://t.co/1UR4h2Phaj

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

“Elite clubs are vastly overrated and tend to be full of the wrong sort of people. Why worry about it?”

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

There’s also a little ‘L’ and ‘R’ on the inside so he knows which foot they go on.

[Peter B. Parker-Hardy @JankyHoboSpidey]

"I am very cool."

"I am very dad."

"If the shoe fits?"

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

“Me-ow.”

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

“No comment.”

But her cat food bill has tripled.

[Dr. Stephen Deranged @SP00KYSUPREME]

A clouded leopard was reported missing.

87% chance @BlackCatPI went to the zoo today.

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

“Been a minute.”

“Was getting my beauty sleep?”

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

@JankyHoboSpidey “Ugh. Him. I try to kill him every year, and the guy just won’t die. But the way Lewis panders to him? Makes me sicker than eating a red mushroom!”

“And it’s a bad show when the entire pot relied on whatever you throw in there.”

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

“We can all agree that Hayley is an abomination.”

“I’m hoping for a Murder Mod.”

[Peter B. Parker-Hardy @JankyHoboSpidey]

"She is beauty, she is grace, she's really cute when she has strong opinions about Stardew Valley characters."

"What I mean by that is that she's got depth."

Raises pinky-finger all classy-like.

"And dignity~"

(@BlackCatPI)

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

@JankyHoboSpidey “I might’ve acquired an AC unit, does that count?”

“Though that pool looks inviting.”

“Just needs a blow up unicorn and something alcoholic and mostly over ice.”

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

“How am I not dead yet?”

“Must be a crazy little thing called luck.”

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

“Just hump day, huh?”

Or that’s the story he was going with.

Her arms slid around his shoulders, she stepped closer and let her body press to his.

“Yeah, I’m alright. Better than you by the looks of it.”

[Peter B. Parker-Hardy @JankyHoboSpidey]

"Meh, just Wednesday mid-ness. I'll handle it."

Although, speaking of handling, his arms are slipping around her, and a whole bunch of the tension melts out of him as soon as his hands touch her back.

"You alright?"

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

“You look rough, hard day?”

[Peter B. Parker-Hardy @JankyHoboSpidey]

"It's water!"

"I don't drink and thwip."

https://t.co/pRJg9tI8Ub

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

“Cats and I have a very special arrangement. They do ad I request, and I feed them the very best food.”

She was a raw feeder, it was basically the vegan of the pet world. Species appropriate and all that.

“What Dan I say? They have good taste!”

[Peter B. Parker-Hardy @JankyHoboSpidey]

"My plan to start the Catvengers lasted about five minutes? Because, as you can see...they're cats. You say 'ASSEMBLE!' and they ignore you and go after a shiny object."

"Fliss can literally herd cats, though?"

It's true!

"And it was adorable all round."

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

Hero Cats! A love story.

[Felicia Hardy-Parker @BlackCatPI]

“So the skyline is just full of speech bubbles?”

That’s it’s own form of pollution.

“I’ve been to one or two, not in a long time though. And I don’t remember much…”

Because drugs and alcohol and wild twenties.

[Peter B. Parker-Hardy @JankyHoboSpidey]

"In my universe, everyone can do that! You just have to think or feel strongly about what you're doing as you do it."

"So I guess I feel strongly about WAP."

Straight-faced.

"You ever been to a Dazzler concert?"