BlackChampagne

Not a blogger, author, or webmaster, but I play one on the Internet

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New post: Online Dating: Why Tinder Sucks https://t.co/DBGLARoQGJ

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New post: No Playoffs = No Interest https://t.co/ajiO8AfbSV

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New post: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2016: Weird Cover Photos https://t.co/3HiTOIYsQb

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New post: Star Wars Retrospective https://t.co/HV6bCfsIKg

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New post: Voice Dictation vs. Caveman Typing https://t.co/347TyHxsSj

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New post: Asian Women want to date you... http://t.co/wbw5m4EfAH

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New post: The WTF Bowl 2015 http://t.co/OmuQUrQqvZ

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New post: A "Bad Guy" with a gun vs. a "Good Guy" with a gun http://t.co/5FHh4PnQ4m

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New post: The Three Stages of Academy Award Nominations Interest http://t.co/MpFVY5Kwmt

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New post: Stupid Garbage You'll Hate Yourself for Reading http://t.co/rhC7jIXTKb

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New post: The First Real College Football National Champion http://t.co/MYHqQklk2H

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New post: I Take Special Pleasure in Seeing Ben Roethlisberger Get Sacked http://t.co/n52ozpBzDt

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New post: Why the SEC is Overrated http://t.co/0aHoNW41Kj

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Anytime you get to the airport early there is no line. Any time you are running late, massive line. Because fuck you, that's why.

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New post: Steven Colbert as Hobbit Movie Characters http://t.co/ucEt2plVzf

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New post: Florida State and Changing Undefeated Perceptions http://t.co/Ahz5zs6Sft

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@BlackChampagne literally as I finished that tweet the phone slipped from my grip and slid across the counter...

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Cold fried chicken lunch + smart phone = greasy smeary mess.

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If all koalas in zoos were replaced by stuffed animals... Would any visitor tell the diff? They don't move. They never move.

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There's a big sign near PDX that says "welcome to america's best airport!" Like claiming to be the world's tallest midget.