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@shadihamid 'Guys, when you look at this very narrow slice of political policy, MB is actually better than Trump. This means you can ignore the other 99% of batshit crazy things they believe.'

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@captive_dreamer She's just bummed because she knows her mugshot will never be as based as this:

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@sardines104654 If you mean that men want an agreeable companion and woman want a protector (in the broadest possible sense), then yeah, that's about right.

Of course, I don't know where 'drawing pony porn of us' puts you on that scale, but we all could use improvement.

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@sardines104654 Lemme guess: You'll be the male pony.

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@KermitDaKrakhed tfw you'd rather sit next to the gay vampire...

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@RealDixonUranus Even prehistoric fish know to sink the damned boats.

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@MoshiMoshiMoan Proud to say I have no fucking idea who this guy is (and from the look of his foot, he won't be around for much longer so I won't have to learn).

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@MoshiMoshiMoan The clear solution is to deport both groups.

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@sardines104654 Fixed it. No need to thank me.

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@sardines104654 Now I'm picturing you lying on your (unmade) bed kicking your feet in the air and talking about how Lee is going to descend from the heavens on Twilight Sparkle and whisk you away to the magic mushroom kingdom where you play the Binding of Isaac forever and ever.

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@sardines104654 Physical strength isn't going to protect you from (((them))). What will are strong social ties with family and your community. I don't care how much you can lift: 50 guys ready to back you up is much, much stronger.

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@sardines104654 Ok, fair enough. But, have you given any consideration to booty shorts? They can be comfortable, too. Just a suggestion...

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@Nessakins_ Yes, let's throw over the politician that's given us actual wins for the first time in decades and return power to the people that gave us Bush, McCain and Romney.

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@paul_hundred The last thing a child sees before the trunk closes.

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@greggnunziata 'Here, let me condescend and tell you why what you plainly heard isn't what you heard...'

Nah, we ain't doing this. You're getting called a slur.

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@MoshiMoshiMoan That should work about as well as when they strongly advised these people that they should maybe, if at all possible, scale back all the raping just a bit.

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@sardines104654 Foid: No, seriously, just spend hours at the gym every week to get and maintain a big chest and shoulders.

Me: And aside from not being hideous, what are you bringing to the table?

Foid: *blank stare*

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@nonoXnobody 'Peeeetah, remember that time you told the Dali Lama that your head pool was closed?'
*cut to completely irrelevant joke*

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@MoshiMoshiMoan Poor Achmed and Jamal. All they want is mo' money fo' dem programs (and to kill whitey).

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@sardines104654 Right before she laughs, says 'fuck no' and blocks him on social media.