Ashen Alloy

YOU'RE A sneaky little impostor, aren't you?! AREN'T YOU?!
Most Suspicious Crewmate around..
// Parody based on that one CG5 song

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

YOU'RE A SNEAKY LITTLE IMPOSTOR, AREN'T YOU, AREN'T YOU?!
MAYBE YOU'RE JUST MESSING WITH US, AREN'T YOU, AREN'T YOU?!
BUT YOU'RE AMONG US, I CAN FEEL IT! I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES! SO WHY DON'T YOU SHOW YOURSELF, AND LEAVE US ALL ALONE?!

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker Who am I to tell you what to believe about the people I didn know?

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker Well I aint one to argue with thaattt!

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker or that you were a pawn...

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker that means he likedd youuuuu!!!

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker Ohhh yeah well that makes more sense..

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker you were WHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!??!

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker hm....... Nowww its your turn to gossip!! Come on, spill it I know you've gotta have SOMETHING juicy!!

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker [AA pops back out of the vent] Okay so supposedly only the Bigger ones eat people, not all of them.....

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker [AA pops back into the vent]

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker ...gimme a minute...

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker IVE SEEN A BODY LEFT BY ONE!!! THEY JUST DISSOOOLVEEEE...Disooolve into nothing but booonneeee....the process is VERY slow...

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker No no no no no, Impostors DONT eat people... they just decapitate them at besttt... maybe shoot or stab or sliceee...

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@gemslop_ AND I THINK!!! I THIIINKKK THAT THOSE EGGS ARE WHAT MAKE CREWMATES INTO IMPOSTORS!!! AND THEY AREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL..BUT WHATEVER IS IN THOSE EGGS WANNTSSS TO KILL...SO THEY DO KILL UNCONTROLABLY!!! AND SALT... THEY ARE WEAK TO SALT FOR SURE!!! I JUST FEEL IT IN MY BONE!!!

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker Great! Ihearddd... that the impostors are weak to salt... Like its DEADLY deadly to them...!!! so if you wanna catch an impostor, you should put just like a liiittle bit of salt in whatever you make to find out who the impostor iss...heheh..

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@miracafeworker I overhaiiearrddd that you were lonelyyy...

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@futurec4ptain I KNEW IT!! RED WAS SCIENTIFICALLY ENGINEERED TO BE THE BIGGEST MORON POSSIBLE!!!

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

@justrawdough I HATE THE GOVERNEMNT

[Ashen Alloy @BlackImposter]

my "Tierlist" of the people onboard The Skeld, ranked on how Suspicious they are....