Black Macaque

Me am a self portrait artist, bad at mathing, and me have a pretty out of control case of kleptomania.

[Paul @realagent96]

@thexfiles way to drop the ball on the premier @FOXTV sports belong on espn

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@thexfiles Ya coulda said something sooner, some of us work, y'know!

[Delshad Xenakis @DelshadXenakis]

@thexfiles @FOXTV Please broadcast a replay of the #XFiles for all the #DVR users that got screwed by your post-game show!

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@izaKelleh WHACKYCAKE?!???!!!?!??!

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@izaKelleh How do you find these EPIC profile pix? #Outstanding

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@ChrisKattan Wow, Mr. Peepers himself is talking about me!

[Chris Kattan @ChrisKattan]

I don't know what the big deal is with the Macaque Monkey taking a selfie. I take a picture of 'Macaque' almost every day! #MonkeySelfie

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@1709blog Me think me am getting royally screwed!

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@PhotoAttorney ME! Me own the rights, dammit!

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@SandeshKadur And me am quite upset about that!

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@lightscapeimage But me have nobody to support me, what's wrong with THIS picture?

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@SndChaser Just imagine how me feel about this! If Bradley Cooper owns his selfie, me should get the rights to mine!

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@pmhswe Me need to lawyer up! Anyone know how me can find a lawyer, and what a lawyer is?

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@leahronaldson @lynseybarber Yes! Please protest! Just because me am a monkey with a poor grasp of pronouns, me can't get a kickback?

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@edgarvnovo Damn right me took those selfies! Me needed a profile pic, what else is a monkey supposed to do?

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@monkeynewswire Well, you can bet your sweet, red ass me am going to appeal! #RippedOff #Discrimination #WhereMyMoney

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@Fascinatingpics So it turns out the court ruled that me own the rights to me selfie... When can me expect a royalty check?

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

Hey, @TheEllenShow, when can me expect your call? Kinda hoping me could borrow your phone to take another selfie, whaddayasay?

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

Remember when #BradleyCooper took that selfie of all those monkeys, and owned it? Well, turns out me own the selfie me took of Meself!

[Black Macaque @BlackMacaque]

@kevingschmidt @HeffronDrive @KimberlyKWyatt Bring more bananas next time you visit!