Baby girl: Aunty Dolapo, when is your party?
Me(lost): What party
BG: Your end of school year party
Me: Ohhh, I don’t go to school
BG: (looks confused for a minute) Oh, you don’t go to school?
Me: Yes??
BG: Is that why you’re selling fridge and pot and kettle and…
Me: Wait, I don’t understand?
BG: I want to become a Doctor, that’s why I’m going to school, so you don’t want to become a doctor that’s why you’re selling pot abi?
Me(shouts): Noooo, I went to school too but I’m done going to school
BG: So why are you not a doctor?
Me:
Honestly, I don’t like what you people are doing to this peller guy, it’s doesn’t make sense to me. Pellers videos, olodo uprising? How??? You guys should stop it please. It’s disrespectful to his craft
There’s nothing olodo uprising about his videos, it’s obviously OLODOCORE, it has risen already. Let’s know what we’re saying pls
Olodo uprising is such a comforting word to use to describe the menace we are in.
I was in JSS 2 when I got the real shock of my life. Tell me why many students were spreading rumors that we lost our head girl, when babe wrote “The reading culture amongst students is dead”? …
This is their 41st night as victims of terrorists! Little children!!! 41 Nights!!!
God!! God!! Innocent children, toddlers! Teachers! Parents! Ah!!! 😭😭😭.
Eleda, ma sun o🤲🏻😭. Olorun iye, s’aanu won! Ah!!! 😭😭😭