Rhetorical Blade

18+ I had a blockbuster card
AuDHD, INFP, Pan

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

I really don't think that's a hot take when they carried the movies on their back

[𝓒𝓙 🎭 @BurrowBeliever]

Hot Take:

Geoffery Rush as Barbossa is every bit as good of a performance as Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

This is more relevant than ever now🚀

[BatchGaming @BatchGaming]

Take note @PlayStation @PlayStationUK

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

Speculation is the reason for market volatility same now as it was in 2008 and they would have you believe it's necessary because the system relies on you believing it. Truth is there's plenty of houses they are just all investments now and they want that 300% roi.

[Giokielicious @jokieliu]

People made fun of him and said it wasn’t possible. People made us believe it would send China into a depression and recession. We’ve been lied to, and the people who lied to us want us to believe it’s normal to spend your whole life’s savings and the rest of your life’s salary on a house.

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

Loss leaders, Traffic drivers, they forgot all the tricks the 90s taught them and they are floundering

[Vide💿Apothecary @videoApothecary]

The corporate geniuses at @BestBuy took away physical media but didn't replace it with anything. They greatly reduced foot traffic and lost repeat business. If you don't sell some cheaper products you won't get as many eyes on medium and large sale items. Counterintuitive.

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

Why can't more rich people be like Gabe i'm just sayin

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Valve co-founder Gabe Newell is funding the construction of the RV11000, a deep-sea research ship worth nearly €700 million (around $815 million).

Main features include:

- 162 meters (531 feet) long.
- Room for up to 130 scientists and crew.
- Support for missions as deep as 11,000 meters (36,000 feet), reaching the deepest ocean parts.
- Built for mapping the ocean floor, collecting samples, and supporting deep-sea submarines and underwater robots.
- A large battery system allowing quiet operation for up to 12 hours without disturbing marine life.
- Four stabilizers to keep the ship steady in rough seas.
- Modern laboratories, workshops, offices, and private rooms for researchers.
- A large crane and special equipment for launching and recovering deep-sea vehicles.

The ship is being built by the Norwegian company VARD for Inkfish, Gabe Newell’s marine research organization.

It is expected to enter service in 2030 and will help scientists explore largely unknown ocean areas.

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

We used to fire these at each other 😂

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Wife: Please don't get too rowdy tonight with your friends.

Me and my friends...

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

Dude did gabe steal his wife or something

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney says Steam is missing out on millions of PC players because it doesn’t have games like Fortnite, Riot Games titles, or Genshin Impact.

Sweeney said Valve has “a nice thing going on on PC,” but added that Steam is “missing out on a lot of opportunity” by not having those games available on the platform.

Sweeney also said Epic wants to work with Valve in the future, explaining, “We would love to interoperate with every company willing and to connect all the gamers.”

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

This is called money laundering

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

GTA 6 fans are paying eBay scalpers over retail price for pre-orders, despite there being no shortage

Pre-orders on eBay are selling for over $130, with some standard editions selling for the same price as the Ultimate Edition

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

I love hitting them with a Texas summer reality check. One summer with no AC and watch how fast their view changes 😆

[No Cats No Life @NoCatsNoLife_m]

The EU used to recommend that Asian countries stop using air conditioners for the sake of the environment, probably because their own countries were cool and comfortable. Now that Europe is getting temperatures like Asia, they’re suddenly rushing to buy air conditioner. The EU never fails to provide us with comedy. 😹🫵🏻

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

mine was neon green

[Growing Up Retro @GrowingUpRetro]

Every kid had this at one point.

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Who remembers when cereal boxes came with computer games?

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

lmaooo in America we pass that to the shareholders and cut staff

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Nintendo is raising its employees base salary across the company by 10%

"We maintain salaries at an appropriate level. We believe it is important to ensure that compensation remains at an appropriate standard."

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

I don't know at what point they decided joy and fun was bad but that's what's missing. Nothing has personality. Everything is formulated derivative and minimal. What's missing is the loud personality of shit in the 90s.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

HEAR ME OUT:

We make new "Amish" towns, but instead of 18th century stuff, it's just the 90's forever.

We'll have Blockbuster and Pizza Hut, and no social media (but you can use AOL instant messenger).

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

Getting accused of this usually means theirs is very small and you should dial it back to 4th grade

[aleX🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

Gen Z does not understand that the economy used to be so good that if you had a roommate people genuinely thought you might be gay.

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

More like they fear the lawsuit otherwise i'd do it anyway. Never hurts to have multiple versions

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A Zelda fan has abandoned an Ocarina of Time remake they spent 10 years working on after Nintendo announced its own version

The creator said he didn't want to "step on" Nintendo's project despite a decade of development

[Rhetorical Blade @BladeRhetorical]

Yeah great now how do you turn it off?

[The Astronomy Guy @astrooalert]

JUST IN🚨: Neuroscience considers metacognition the highest form of Intelligence..... "The ability to think about your own thinking."

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL to charge a "convenience fee" for paying a bill online. The convenience is for the company. The fee is for you.