EdmontonBladesFC

We enjoy playing football. But not as much as we enjoy the showers....

[Reece @TweetsOfReece]

My Sunday league team could beat #England @england #coyeb!! @BladesFC

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Typical Sunday League Team:

Fat one ✔
Still pissed one ✔
Cocky one ✔
Keeper that can't kick one ✔
Moaning prick one ✔
Rapid black one ✔

[EdmontonBladesFC @BladesFC]

Yet again, another team is running scared from the #BLADES !!!
The new crazy gang!?

#Oosh

[EdmontonBladesFC @BladesFC]

Big cup game tomorrow for the Blades!
Against some mob Saaaf of the river!!!

Travelling squad looks strong 👀

#LetsBeHavingYou

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@Groutie84 @ReeceWilkz @LS_AFC ... The first time an assist has been awarded to a twig...

#lucky

[EdmontonBladesFC @BladesFC]

Good luck to @LS_AFC for the rest of the season!

[EdmontonBladesFC @BladesFC]

Job done by the lads. Now time to put me feet up, have a brew and have a reet good read of this. @LS_AFC

[EdmontonBladesFC @BladesFC]

http://t.co/QIQ8xRxR1L

@LS_AFC

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... Fatigue maybe??

@SecretLS_baller @RoryTurnbull @LS_AFC

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@LS_AFC @GrantMoir1 ... He is pretty shit... Lovely arse though!!🍑🍑🍑

[EdmontonBladesFC @BladesFC]

Fuck off back to Sussex, this city is ours!!!
@LS_AFC

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@LS_AFC #FuckOff

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JURASSIC PARK!!!

#PartridgeQuotes @LS_AFC

http://t.co/JvcJ3G6v2W

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Whereas @LS_AFC really could do with some Bouncing Back.

#AHA
#JackANackANorey

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It looks like @RoryTurnbull doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about then... @SecretLS_baller @LS_AFC

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@LS_AFC @JamesAbraham13 ...
It was straight at him and a "fine stop"?!!
This is like listening to fucking Andy Townsend!!?

#NotAScooby

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It's strange you had to travel so far. Most of the Scottish bloke I've ever met live in doorways in Central London?
@LS_AFC

[EdmontonBladesFC @BladesFC]

@LS_AFC ... Is that Peter Ebdon playing for you? Or Skeletor???

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@LS_AFC @JamesAbraham13

I would say start the car lads, but you lot probably need to hot wire it first...

#COYEB

[EdmontonBladesFC @BladesFC]

Here's 5 reasons why Scotland is shit:

1- Bagpipes
2- Trainspotting is a nice portrayal of the place
3-Jugglers
4- Their football
5- Haggis