Wade

(OC/RP+18) A troubled kid; a fan of partying & fighting and known for making mistakes. Sister figure: @HealingAssassin

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

Only that it lies... everything else is perfect.

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

*Gasps* you take that back. *Trying to look at her backside, then pouts.* There's nothing wrong with it.

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

Your ass is, clearly.

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

Am I wrong?

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

And /where/ is that written? Your ass?

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

Yeah but still be safe. I'm your older sister. You have to do what I say. *Nods*

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

Well I cant die. So. There's that.

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

Nothing..as long as you stay safe..*pats his shoulder awkwardly.*

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

What?

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

...wow.

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

I do have all my ho's in line.

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

Santa?

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

And yet I know who I am.

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

Or we both are.

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

Did I? Maybe you are confused.

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

Ohhh that was you? I thought you were Ninja or something.

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

If by badass you mean ninja. It was me. Ninja.

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

Oh, pardon me. Guess it was some other bad$$.

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

You cant see me, I'm a ninja

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

Looking deadly good lil bro @BladesofMercy

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

*runs off to the kitchen*

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

*Smirks.* In the freezer.

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

That's my line!!! Now where's my ice cream you mentioned?

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

Chicken butt.

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

Obviously.... but tell me what....

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

You're an amazing brother who deserves all the ice cream in the world.

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

Tell me what, now?

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

That's what I say. Keep it up.

[Ryden @RydenRacer]

But I really am!

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

Seems trustworthy
@RydenRacer

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

How optimistic of you.

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

I'd like to think the latter.

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

Disgusting or delicious

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

Oh yeah? Care to enlighten me?

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

I think Nordic ice cream could go one of two ways....

[Aki @HealingAssassin]

I don't think they sell that here.

[Wade @BladesofMercy]

#MeylwrdIcecream @HealingAssassin