BLAH Airlines

BLAH Airlines has a tradition of flying planes with customers on them. We welcome your compliments. For everything else, call 1-844-BLAH-AIR.

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@BLAHAirlines When I fly, I fly BLAH #BlahForever

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We are following a new web series dedicated to the color beige. It’s taken the majority of our free time, so we'll be posting less.

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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a BLAH flight!

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, everyone was booking flights on BLAH Airlines online.

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Thanks to all who made our #5BizDaysofXmas a huge success. We gave away over ten dollars in merchandise and gained one new fan. #soproud

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On the 5th Day of Christmas, #BLAHAirlines gave to @kfury 5 bags of peanuts. #5BizDaysofXmas

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@alicia_allegue Sorry you are upset/glad you are pleased.

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@ReganairportDCA Thank you for understanding that we currently do not have time for you.

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@lfboyd Let's circle back on this at a later date.

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@theagfox1971 We can assure you it's beigely awesome.

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@TannerLD Thank you for your question, comment, complaint, concern, or humorous observation.

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@alicia_allegue You seem like a very interesting man, woman, or child.

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@MikeyNeedleman Thank you for taking the time to contact us. We don’t have time to contact you back.

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On the 4th Business Day of Christmas, #BLAHAirlines gave to @Nifer, 4 blankets. #5BizDaysofXmas

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On the 3rd Business Day of Christmas, #BLAHAirlines gave @stanine, 3 decaf coffee cups. #5BizDaysofXmas

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@fairlyspiritual Oh so that's how the twitter works. Our social media intern says that we are following you now.

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On the 2nd Business Day of Christmas, #BLAHAirlines gave to @fairlyspiritual 2 motion sickness bags. #5BizDaysofXmas

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The gift may be bruised. But we’ll mail it 2U. DM us your address, @productpoet. You’ll be a brick owner before you know it. #5bizdaysofxmas

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On the 1st Business Day of Christmas, #BLAHAirlines gave to @productpoet 1 brick. #5BizDaysofXmas

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So much beauty. No words.