Matt Townley ⚜️

Sutor, ne ultra crepidam. I have an unusual enthusiasm for generating functions. Roots in 512. Heart in 504.

[Matt Townley ⚜️ @BlaineSteps]

When Twitter cast @dieworkwear into my life a few years and several thousand dollars ago, menswear was all slim fit, texturless, quarter-zip, dress sneakers. Now everywhere are chunky cardigans, loose oxfords, pleats, and classic shoes. He might be the modern Kensuke Ishizu

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American Democracy: time of death….

[Adrian Carrasquillo @Carrasquillo]

🚨I just received FULL VIDEO from inside Noem presser showing @SenAlexPadilla manhandled, pushed, and shoved to the ground and handcuffed. Outrageous.

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@dieworkwear Low key best tweet

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@TheDemocrats how are you so comically terrible at this? Can we get the Varsity in for this game?

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@dieworkwear Does he know how much this makes him look like a weak little bitch?

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@brianschatz Can you be DNC Chair, please?

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@AdamSchiff Jesus, you’re a dolt

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@elonmusk We are ruled by law. Not men. For now…

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@GayRepublicSwag No, but I do for not using the right pronoun case

Take “Scott Pressler and” out of that sentence and see how it reads

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@officialDannyT What you doing in Texas, my man?

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@dieworkwear either way, awesome sweater

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@tankcesar @mistergeezy Not that deep

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@skooks We were in his district too. Literally the only thing I disliked about our neighborhood

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@BobbyJindal @KamalaHarris @A1Policy Disinformation

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@extrememaga22 @dieworkwear Found the buyer for my Warren Harding watch!

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@Climatologist49 This is the statistics post of all time

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@matt5zr @MCPS I’m transplanted from a southern state and I find this ridiculous

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@christopherrufo Replies to a critique of ideology with … advocacy for (another) ideology

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@JoJoFromJerz I watched this like 5 times

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@dieworkwear That coat! I want it!